Sasuke likes water and big tentacles. Killer Bee loves his duck butts. Sasuke x Killer Bee.

Dis couple turns me on. I lyk it a lot. Do you lyk it? If no den u suck

Sasuke was at da ocean. He wus bored. He keeled his brother and now he sad. Before Itachi died he promise sasuke that they will have some fun fun time. Dat was all a lie. Sasuke got no fun fun time wit his older brother. He want sum fun fun time.

He stare at da water wit his usual fuck u all glare. He look so stupid. His hair stick up like duck butt. Duck butts dont smell that good.

Sasuke step onto water because he can stand on water because he ninja. He walk around on the water because he want to. He lyk it a lot. It felt wet. It make him feel so good.

All of sudden a brown tentacle came out of water. It wrap around Sasgay and made him scream in terror.

"AHHHHHHHHH HELP ME SUMBODY" Sasgay scream. He scared.

The octopus come out of water and a black man wus standing on it. The black man was Killer B. He sounds like honey bee but he not. He is human.

"Yo yo yo" Killer bee say. "Its a duck butt. I just caught duck butt"

"LET ME GO PLEASEEEEE ILL DO ANYTHING" Sasuke scream. He felt tentacles slide up his body. It rip his gay purple skirt and big fat purple ropes. orochimaru wore those. They look rlly weird. At least Orochimaru is dead now... No. He alive. Y U DO DIS

"Anything huh" Killer Bee gave smile. "I will touch u den. You so sexy. I like duck butts. Dey turn me on"

Sasuke feel tentacles slid into shirt. He scream even more. It feel weird. It feel like slimy wood. Whadda fuck.

"Shake dat duck butt for mama" Killer bee said. "Shake eeet"

"Ok" Sasuke say. He shake his duck butt hur.

"Aww yis" Killer bee moan. "Shake it more fur me. I lyk dat."

Sasuke shakes his duck butt hair and makes Killer Bee organism.

Suddenly the tentacles let go and Sasuke fall onto water. He run away crying to his parents. O wait. Dey dead.

"Dat was so hot" killer B say as he watch Sasgay run off into sunset. "I like duck butts. Dey turn me on"

Killer Bees octopus nod in agree. "I lyk dat too."