Love, Sin, & Gin

(Aleksandrina Joraine Jones)

Sins:

Grimmjow Jaegerjaques- Lust

Hichigo Shirosaki- Pride

Ichigo Kurosaki- Wrath

Uryuu Ishida- Sloth

Renji Abarai- Envy

Aizen Souske- Greed

Rangiku Masumoto-Gluttony

Kon- Messenger Between Worlds

Virtues:

Orihime Inoue- Chastity

Byakuya Kuchiki- Temperance

Ulquiorra Cifer -Patience

Yoruichi Shihion- Humility

Toshiro Hitsugaya- Diligence

Yachiru Kusajishi - Kindness

Rukia Kuchiki- Charity

Chappy- Messenger Between Worlds

Chapter One

"Enter," the tall silver haired man said standing next to his master. Came in Kon, the Underworld's messenger. The small lion shuddered and shook his head, before looking up at the man before him. "Master," Said Shirosaki

The small winged lion fluttered onto the table and looked up at his master. The Dark Prince's face was shaded by the gray fedora on his head, covering his icy blue eyes. His hands towered over the plush toy, causing him to feel as if the man would squash him at any time. Kon took a deep breath and gulped as the silver haired man shifted in his seat and pulled his blue tie loose. This movement caused the lion to see a sinister smile. Kon moved back slowly.

"Where must you be going Mr. Kon?" a slow, deep voice spoke out from the neatly dressed man. "Don't you have news for me?"

The orange lion gulped and nodded. "Well then speak you small plush toy, before I rip all your stitches off!" The silvered haired boy spoke. Their master raised his hand, causing the boy to recoil, eyes wide with fear of what he would do.

"Calm yourself Pride. You mustn't speak out of turn." Their master shook his head and turned back to the messenger. "Speak Kon."

Kon stuttered and nodded. "Ah. Y-yes, S-sir," He shivered, "the Unspoken said that the Vir-VI-vi-"

"Dammit, spit it out already!" Pride commenced.

"Hichigo. Calm yourself!" Their boss chastised. "We must not rush what is important to know. What if our little messenger messes up and we get wrong information, hmm? Whose fault will that be? The one that cause him to mess up will be at fault."

Hichigo nodded and bowed angrily. "See yah later Boss." He waved behind him and let the doors close behind him.

Gin's smirk faded for a second before he shook the anger off and smiled once more. "Ahem, forgive me for we can't ruin Pride's ego. It's just not right. Continue, Mr. Messenger." He made a circle gesture with his hand and nodded probingly, encouraging the small stuffed toy to continue.

"The Virtues are set out for Earth, and must be accompanied in their time there with the Sins. They will be together and will also have a human assigned to them to get them acquainted with the new Earth. But the Sins must be partnered carefully with their opposite and a human that contains both traits, balanced."

"Okay, that's really interesting. When will the Virtues be heading out?"

"Tomorrow, Sir. They seem to be in a rush for something. Chappy wishes to have an answer now."

Gin's fingers were clasped together, his elbows in his desk. He sighed and leaned his face into his hands. "My answer is yes, but you, Kon you're hiding something."

"Ah, no Master. I-I, It was just that, Chappy said that the Unspoken spoke of he attending Earth and wishing that you come to."

"Alright, only if the situations are the same for us."

Kon bowed and fluttered to the closed doors. Thinking that they'd open the same way it opened for Pride, he banged into the door. Gin laughed and snapped his fingers, as the door opened with Kon still attached to it. He watched at the lion weakly fluttered out the door and fell on the floor with a weak thud. The Boss smiled and stood up and looked at the window behind him. The good old Underworld.

He'd be leaving it soon. And going to the Earth that he'd caused pain to for so many millennia.

He looked around then opened the window to see the two most aggressive Sins –let alone demons out there. "ENVY and WRATH!"

The two Sins looked up and Pride shaded his eyes with his hand, and they widened with fear. Fear of the only thing that they should be afraid of, the only thing they were though to be afraid of. " Ahh! Boss~!" The two said in unison bowing.

Envy shivered with fear, his eyes wide- he was to scared to say anything, like he was a deer in headlights. Wrath ran his hand through his strawberry red hair and looked up angrily. "Envy you're such a pussy. Obviously Boss wants something from us."

"I ain't say nothing yet Wrath. You think ya know everythin'?" The silver haired man took a hold of his hat and let his leg hand out the window.

Both Sins took a step back and looked down on the floor. With a large thud, their King fell to the floor. He landed on his feet and was before the two with ease, and in their face. Wrath flinched back and glared at Gin. Does this bastard really have to be in my face? Like damn- personal space ever exist in your brain? He clenched his fist to keep from hitting the man that gave him life.

Gin clapped and smiled at him. "Good self control Kurosaki-Kun."

"WHATT?" Ichigo yelled and bit his lip to keep from saying anymore.

Gin's eyes opened, he laughed. "Are ya deaf? I said good job. I have a job for the both of ya. Best not to die before ya get the chance to learn what it is."

Envy laughed at Ichigo, and the orange haired boy blew his top. "ASSHOLE!" He pulled his fist back and landed a deep punch into the redhead's face. "You think you're so high and mighty because he doesn't think you're worth yelling at? Well think twice Abarai. He found you as an orphan!" He continued to land his fists in various places of the other Sin's body. Eventually when Gin began to lose count, he figured it was time to break the fight.

"One last hit Wrath, and then stop your idiocy." He spoke and saw the brown eyes look back at him for a split second and nodded briefly.

"GRAHH!" He hollered and lifted his leg to kick, Renji was sent flying. "I told you the next time you pissed me off that I'd send you flying into next year!"

"That's not fair! I wasn't ready! Why do you always bother me about everything? Gin, you never do anything! I need attention too!" Envy wailed and whimpered, grasping his chest in pain. "Just wait, when I have everything you're gonna be sorry!"

Gin shook his head and adjusted his gray hat with one swift move. "Shaddup ya stupid boy. I made ya Envy for a reason- but for ya to be a whiny baby wasn't one of 'em." He said causing Envy to stop before he could say another word.

Ichigo crossed his arms victoriously, and nodded. "So whatcha need us for, Boss?" He asked

"That's what I jumped out of my window for. I forgot. Anyway- I need you," he pointed to Envy "to match the Virtues with the Sins perfectly, so that they're with their exact opposites." He said then turned to Wrath, "And I want you to find humans that have a balance of traits of the matches that Envy makes. For example, if Envy pairs Humility with Pride- you will find someone who has both traits equally balanced. Alright?"

Envy groaned and sulked to the ground. He was trying hard not to say anything, but it burst out. "That isn't fair! Why does carrot top here get to have the fun job? He gets the job that nobody will hate him for. If I make a mistake- the Sins and Virtues, not to mention you and the Unspoken, will be angry at me! Gosh!"

"Well, who else can I trust to do such a wonderful job? Sloth sure won't do anything. Rangiku would probably just match them with those that she wants. We all know Pride would match himself with some ugly person to make himself look better. Lust would just match himself with the chicks, and Aizen would want everything. And Ichigo here has no patience to deal with others' bickering." He flicked a finger at the Sin. "So you are the best deal. Don't say anything more. GET TA WORK!" He hollered and turned around pulling off his blazer in the process. He'd find out if his top group was reliable at all.

The silver haired man slowly opened his eyes all the way, and saw clearly what his home looked like. Gray, never ending sands in a dark blue background. Never night nor day but somewhere in between. There was a moon in the sky that had a hole on the right end, making it look like a severely bent crescent moon. The trees were not abundant, and very few had leaves. But all bore some type of fruit. His sky was void of stars, and there was only one village in this small place, everywhere else was for the Hollows, bad spirits, and punished to wander. That village was for the Arrancar, and the Espada- and of course, he and the Sins. The village of Hueco Mundo.

Gin shook his head and felt a small breeze. He put his hand on his hat and faced the floor. Soon enough- the wind picked up and was heavy enough to be a wind storm, Gin walked through it as if it were simply just water. He looked straight and let his eyes close to be free of strain. This would be an interesting experience.

"Interesting indeed." He muttered with a chuckle.

Up in Heaven (To others the Society)

Orihime Inoue's body shuddered at the message that Chappy told her while she sat eating a bean bun, caviar, and some leeks. Chappy's face contorted in disgust as she offered him some with a gesture. The white flying rabbit shook his head and looked away. "Sorry, I must go tell Aire the news." He said and flew out of the room. Orihime stared confused at the spot where the plush toy once was and shrugged. "Oh well, more for me!" She took a large bite out of the bean bun, and stared at the table.

I can't believe that this is happening. We are going to Earth to associate with the humans, and then we are going to be paired with SINS of all things. This is horrible, what if I'm paired with someone like LUST?Chastity screamed and banged her head on the table, only to shoot back up in pain. "Dammit! That hurt!" She put a hand to her forehead and sucked in a deep breath.

Yachiru stared at her as if the other Virtue had gone crazy. She was eating some jelly beans from a vending machine and loving it, but Orihime was beginning to creep her out. Orihime waved politely and smiled.

She'd have to keep quiet until their Goddess asked for a meeting and called all of them together. The red head lowered her head onto the table, this time more gently, and sighed once more. She was scared, that was for sure, because there were so many dangerous possibilities that would happen if her clumsy self went to Earth. And what was this town of Karakura and why hadn't she heard of it before?

The red head took another bite of her bizarre lunch before standing up and shoving it into the garbage. Walking out of the cafeteria, she wandered the hallway, and sulked against the wall. Orihime brought her legs up to her chest and rested her head in between the small space. She had never been so scared before, but she knew that even if something happened- she'd be safe because apparently, their Mistress was accompanying them.

After a few minutes of lying there, Orihime felt her eyelids becoming heavy. To lazy to move, she closed her eyes. Her mind still working on the upcoming events, she fell asleep.

"-stity." She heard a familiar voice, "Virtue Inoue," Her eyes fluttered open and the shadow before her clapped it's hands. "Good you're awake. We must go now."

"Huh?" She sat up and looked around to find she was not in her room, but in another person's bed. Beside her, was a very pale, green eyed, male- in the bed with her. This made Orihime scream into a pillow and look around. There was nothing around her, and when she looked underneath where she lay, she found no blood. Orihime stared at the fellow Virtue confused.

He did not smile, nor did he say anything. He just shook his head and sat up off the bed. "Meeting in five." He then said before walking to the door of his room. There were books on the dresser across from the bed, and a closet that was closed. It was painted green, and much of the clothing sitting on a chair was black and grey, others blue and black. Dark shades in conclusion.

She nodded and pulled the blanket up, feeling as if Ulquiorra could see through her in a room alone. The Virtue looked around and saw that her shoes were neatly by the door accompanied by some of Patience's shoes. She stood up and pranced through the soft red carpet and slipped her tiny feet into her Ed Hardy's. They were her favorites because Chappy had gone through a lot of trouble to get them for her. He had to work in a Gigai for a month to get everyone what they asked for. They all appreciated what he had given as a surprise.

The red head looked up at the man and nodded to show she was ready. He nodded back in response and turned around to open the door. He let her go through first before closing and locking the door behind him. She waited for him to go with her. Ulquiorra's lip twitched up, and he blinked at her his face not changing expressions. Orihime's face began to feel hot, and she looked at her shoes embarrassed to be blushing in front of such a serious person. But what surprised her was not that she felt something, it was that she felt a weight on her shoulders, a literal one. When she opened her eyes, there at her feet, was another pair, they were Patience's feet. She looked up and smiled, "Let's go?" She asked and took the first step.

This was alright.

In the Society's Meeting Room: Virtue's Issues

Byakuya sat beside his Mistress Aire. That's what she permitted her subjects to call her since she'd never really obtained an actual name. He stared at her black hair and bright red eyes. They stared back at him, with a gentle smile. She giggled, and put her hand up to hide it.

"I'm so sorry Kuya-Kun, you're monotone face is just so cute. It's creepy the way you look like Ulquiorra. Hahaha, so adorable!" She reached out and took Byakuya's cheeks in her hands and wiggled them. "Shoooo ceeyuuuteee!" She squealed making a face she would for a baby before realizing what she was doing and letting him go.

"Ahem…that was weird Ms. Aire." He said coughing into his hands, his face slightly turning red. I hate how she knows I'm sensitive to things like that. She always likes to make fun of me. He looked around to see if anyone had seen that. Thank fully no one had walked in as of right then, so he was safe. His mind wandered to the consequences of what would have happened if anyone had seen that. Toshiro, Yoruichi, Yachiru, and Chappy would never let me hear then end of it.

He stiffened when the door opened and saw pink hair peek through the door. "Yachiru-Chan! Come in!" Aire spoke lightly, as if nothing had happened.

"Onee-Chan Aire! I didn't know you were holding this Meeting in the Society." The pinkette smiled and ran up to hug the short Goddess.

"Yes, it was most uncalled for though, Byakuya himself was caught off guard." She giggled and smiled at the surprised virtue.

"Not necessary Ms. Aire." He said

"Well then let's get this started then shall we?" She said crossing her legs and putting her hands crossed over them.

Byakuya raised his eyebrows, "But they aren't all he-,"

Aire put up a hand to stop Temperance's comment and put a finger to her mouth. Yachiru was sitting two seats down from her Queen and cupped her ears in a joking emphasis to show she was listening. In the Meeting Room's silence, they all heard a small muttering, then a laughter that was female, and belonged to Orihime. Byakuya raised an eyebrow, who is the one making her laugh? He wondered and waited for the large room doors to open. When they did, they saw a black cat teeter forward into the room and take it's place next to Aire.

It spoke in a male voice, "My Queen Aire. Orihime seems to becoming more outgoing and less aware of which Virtue she is." The cat meowed and lay on its stomach.

"Well, we're here Orihime." A male voice said through the door, Yachiru and Aire to gasp in suspense.

When the door opened, in walked the spoken Virtue of Chastity, with a man- no less another Virtue's arm around her! What a disgrace! Byakuya thought and put his head down. They walked to either side of the table, Uquiorra sitting next to Byakuya, and Orihime next to Aire in front of Yoruichi.

SOME SHIT WAS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!