One Last Poem Before I Go to Bed, by Dickfart
What would y'all niggas say
If I told you y'all niggas gay?
Your rhymes are shit
Your prose is whack
Your fatass will never kick it
Unless it's a hacky sack
This is Dickfart yo
Jesus is my nigga
SJW hit me up
Say I'm they trigga
This nigga don't get trigga'd, fool
Don't you know that you're just a tool?
It's OK though I understand
It's not that you're from Afghanistan
You see, if Jihad blow up this earth they'll be the heroes, yo
That's why Trump tryna do it first.
Like his boyfriend Putin (you ship it?)
Humanity ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Ask Ash, he in a coma by choice, b.
Then there's Muk the Tyler
Will he ever hook up with Gardevoir?
HELL NAH SON
He'll hook up with some bitch named SkylarK.
Then lemme tell ya about Doug Funnie
He be writing in his journal like the true MVP
But, ROGAH, want dat ass, yo
He hit up dat Funnie like a ho
Dressed like a bunnie!
Speaking of bunny, have you played Five Nights at Freddy's?
YO, that shit is whack, son, scare the hell outta me
You prolly think I'm gay now, and you're halfway there
Oh look, some bitch named Goku done fell down the stairs
That's all right though, we can wish him back
If you think he'll fuck his wife this time, your line of thinking is WHACK
Like the whack Shadow done spoke with his husband Shrek
They fucked for hours though, you must think that's dreck
You want your Barry Benson x Shrek bonanza
But I'll keep cock TEASIN' with my HOTASS STANZA
And there it is, the mic drop
You couldn't be more thoroughly owned.
Get the fuck out, Princess
You've been DETHRONED
But that works for you, see?
You can fuck with Bowser all for free
As for Mario, he may be disheartened
He got to eat some cabbage
AND THEN HE FARTED
THE END