~ Stewy Goes to Pre-School ~
Disclaimer: I do not own The Family Guy or any of its characters.
Chapter 1: Enrolling Stewy for Pre-School
As Peter and Stewy hope in the school for Pre-School. Peter drives to large building as they walk in and ask were to sign Stewy up. And they persuade to a direction. They go in that direction and as they're walking Stewy see's some sexy girls and starts staring like he is insane. Hey babes you want to get some love from your uncle Stewy I have been a bad baby spank me. I would do you, you, who wouldn't do you, and no. Stewy said.
As Peter gets the sign in sheet. He hands it to Stewy, fell it out NOW! He said opening a beer. Peter said. Stewy looked at the odd words. He reads. What is your name? OH that is an easy one. Stewy he writes in scribbles. Do you have sex a lot? Oh yes I do. Age. 1. When did you first fart? Oh lets see I first farted when the doctor picked me up for the first time. And it sure was stinky, Stewy laughed abruptness. Everybody looked. He throws a nickel; go buy your elf a corn dog hr yelled. Everybody stopped staring. Father. Oh easy. Fat Man. Mom. Oh easy Louis. Animals. Oh easy Brian.
Stewy gives it to his dad as his dad puts his beer down and gives it to the lady.
Stewy quickly takes the beer and downs it.
Peter: Stewy No.
Stewy got drunk.
A spotlight appeared shining on him a microphone appeared and a karaoke machine appeared.
Stewy started singing in a high-pitched voice.
Genie in a bottle. Genie in a bottle. Come out a grant my every wish, Hey Mr. Science Guy don't spay that aerosol in my eye, cry cry cry, i am a noble rabbit. Oh Bunny you are so funny, you are like a tissue when my nose is runny.
Then he stopped singing, the karaoke machine disappeared.
Then Stewy started telling jokes as if he was a comedian.
One day my mom told me Stewy don't go drinking tonight and I went drinking anyway and I came back drunk and than she started screaming at me. Are Are Are Are Are Are You You You You Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk, echoing and I am like yeah dude. And then she left. One time I woke up for breakfast and went down stairs an I was in the wrong house. Than I woke up and I was really home. One time I was in my garage and I saw a rock and I asked the rock what he was doing in my garage and he said nothing. Then I put him on my dresser and fell asleep. And then my dad woke up and he is like Stewy what is that rock doing on your desk and I am like Dude I don't know.
One time I heard a lady and she was in pain so she must be on fire. As I went over there I used an extinguisher and I was like I am randy clench volunteer fireman. Spotlight went away. And Stewy and his dad went home to go to sleep. They drove home and went to sleep.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Family Guy or any of its characters.
Chapter 1: Enrolling Stewy for Pre-School
As Peter and Stewy hope in the school for Pre-School. Peter drives to large building as they walk in and ask were to sign Stewy up. And they persuade to a direction. They go in that direction and as they're walking Stewy see's some sexy girls and starts staring like he is insane. Hey babes you want to get some love from your uncle Stewy I have been a bad baby spank me. I would do you, you, who wouldn't do you, and no. Stewy said.
As Peter gets the sign in sheet. He hands it to Stewy, fell it out NOW! He said opening a beer. Peter said. Stewy looked at the odd words. He reads. What is your name? OH that is an easy one. Stewy he writes in scribbles. Do you have sex a lot? Oh yes I do. Age. 1. When did you first fart? Oh lets see I first farted when the doctor picked me up for the first time. And it sure was stinky, Stewy laughed abruptness. Everybody looked. He throws a nickel; go buy your elf a corn dog hr yelled. Everybody stopped staring. Father. Oh easy. Fat Man. Mom. Oh easy Louis. Animals. Oh easy Brian.
Stewy gives it to his dad as his dad puts his beer down and gives it to the lady.
Stewy quickly takes the beer and downs it.
Peter: Stewy No.
Stewy got drunk.
A spotlight appeared shining on him a microphone appeared and a karaoke machine appeared.
Stewy started singing in a high-pitched voice.
Genie in a bottle. Genie in a bottle. Come out a grant my every wish, Hey Mr. Science Guy don't spay that aerosol in my eye, cry cry cry, i am a noble rabbit. Oh Bunny you are so funny, you are like a tissue when my nose is runny.
Then he stopped singing, the karaoke machine disappeared.
Then Stewy started telling jokes as if he was a comedian.
One day my mom told me Stewy don't go drinking tonight and I went drinking anyway and I came back drunk and than she started screaming at me. Are Are Are Are Are Are You You You You Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk, echoing and I am like yeah dude. And then she left. One time I woke up for breakfast and went down stairs an I was in the wrong house. Than I woke up and I was really home. One time I was in my garage and I saw a rock and I asked the rock what he was doing in my garage and he said nothing. Then I put him on my dresser and fell asleep. And then my dad woke up and he is like Stewy what is that rock doing on your desk and I am like Dude I don't know.
One time I heard a lady and she was in pain so she must be on fire. As I went over there I used an extinguisher and I was like I am randy clench volunteer fireman. Spotlight went away. And Stewy and his dad went home to go to sleep. They drove home and went to sleep.