Hey everyone! AshRB here! I finally got around to starting my submission for HarvestMoonAddict's 100 Theme Challenge. My selected character is the Harvest Moon world's most famous party boy, Rock.

Why have I chosen a character so…well, I guess "disliked" would be putting it lightly…

Believe it or not, the AnWL version of Rock is actually one of my favorite HM characters. XP It's shocking, but true. I really "dislike" people like him in real life, but in the context of the game world, he's actually kinda funny…and wise. (Seriously, I can't be the only one in the world who thought his little speech about why people work if they hate it so much had a kernel of truth in it! XD)

So, anyway, I thought if I wrote about him, maybe we would all get to see another side of him the games never really show us…Or maybe I'll just write him as a pompous idiot! Whatever pops out! XD

Disclaimer: The Harvest Moon games were created by Marvelous Interactive last time I checked. Somebody correct me if that's no longer true.

Chapter One: Introduction…of AWESOMENESS!

I am Rock.

I love to party every night and nap every day! I'm a simple guy. My parents (who I look nothing like, let me tell you) absolutely adore me, and chicks dig me! I'm the most popular guy in Forget-Me-Not Valley! Not that there are many people in Forget-Me-Not Valley…or chicks here for that matter…It's a rather quiet valley…but what the hey! My mere presence here makes this the most AWESOME valley ever.

I'm just a "go with the flow" guy, don't you know. I'm cool…I know how to slide along. Yep. I. Am. Awesome.

Viva la Vida.