Hey guys! I was feeling really bored, so I read a few hilarious fanfics about the tributes chatting in FaceBook. So I whipped up this short story. It's short, trust me. It looks long, but it'll only take you about a minute to read. Please review! R&R!
BTW, I "classified" each tribute's name using their initials (first name plus last name of corresponding actor/actress)
On text engine:
GR: Today is Spill All Your Secrets Day!
CF: Glimmer likes Marvel.
GR: Who let you say that?
CF: You
GR: Besides, that's not a secret about you.
CF: I like Pokémon.
GR: Everyone knows that!
RS: I didn't!
GR: You died before she confessed.
RS: ...
MQ: Sorry Rue...
RS: Forgiven. It's the Capitol's fault. And you're dead too.
MQ: True.
GR: It's still SAYS Day!
MQ: What's SAYS Day?
GR: Spill All Your Secrets Day!
MQ: I like SpongeBob.
GR: We know that too.
CL: Well, you didn't know I like... ONE DIRECTION!
CF: Isn't that interesting. Note the sarcasm.
MQ: Ha! And you say I'm a girl!
CL: Marv, you like Justin Bieber, whose main audience is 13-year-old girls.
RS: Cato! Where'd you come from?
CL: The land of the dead. Oviusly.
CF: You spelled "obviously" wrong
RS: Cato once got 1 out of 50 on a spelling test. The only word he got correct was "cat"
CL: Stalker!
RS: Hey, I never knew you 'till I was 12!
GR: Any more secrets?
RS: I think you misplaced me with Glim.
CL: I don't get it.
MQ: You fool.
CF: The only reason I'm explaining this to you is cuz Marvel called you a fool.
GR: Ooh, Clovey is being protective of Caaaaaaaaaaaatooooooooo!
RS: I'd advise you to shut up before she puts a knife in your back.
CF: Thank you, Rue. She said that cuz Glimmey wants to know all your secrets, so she's more of a stalker.
FO: Hey, how embarrassing!
CL: Psssst! How'd Finnick get here?
FO: I can seeee you!
FO: Stink! I posted again!
CF: Finnick likes sardines.
GR: What
RS: The
MQ: Smelly
CL: Stink.
FO: Busted!
CF: ...
10 minutes later...
RS: How traumatizing!
GR: This will haunt me for the rest of my life.
CL: What's tramating mean?
CF: She said "traumatizing."
MQ: You fool.
CL: I'd kill you if I weren't dead.
RS: Why are only the dead people talking here?
PE: Ya, why?
CF: Who're you?
PE: Prim Everdeen, why do you care?
RS: Repeat that in a British accent.
CL: Firegirl's sister!
MQ: Wait, you died?
PE: Yes...
GR: Wait, my Finn died too?
PE: Decapitated by mutts.
CL: Stupid mutts killed me too.
PE: I saw it.
FO: FYI, it was Katniss who killed you.
CL: Outta here, now, Finnick!
GR: My Finnick! He's here!
FO: Actually, Annie's mine.
Finnick Odair has left the conversation
GR: It's still SAYS Day!
CF: Who says?
MQ: ...who says you're not perfect? Who says –
CL: You never told us you liked Selena Gomez too!
GR: See, that's a good secret.
CL: I secretly think Glimmer is the shallowest person on earth.
GR: That's mean!
CF: I agree.
RS: Me too!
GR: I'll kill all of you!
MQ: I said nothing.
GR: I won't kill you, MarMar.
MQ: ._.
CF: Ooh, Glimmey likes Maaaaaaaaaaarveeeeeeeeeeeeel!
MQ: -_-
GR: Why aren't you dead?
CL: Firstly, you can't even hold a bow correctly. Even Rue can do better.
RS: And where'd you find a bow anyway?
GR: ...
CF: We win. Surrender now or prepare to die, die, die!
GR: See, that's how we all know you love Pokémon.
MQ: You always make references to it.
CF: That doesn't go with the rhyme.
CL: Last time I checked, it's not a rhyme. It's a motto.
RS: I thought Team Rocket were the bad guys.
CF: They are. How'd you know it was Team Rocket?
RS: You sleeptalk.
Primrose Everdeen has posted a video.
MQ: Classic!
CL: Prim, where'd you get that video of Clove sleeptalking?
PE: I have my ways.
CF: I'm so humiliated.
GR: That video will haunt me for the rest of my life.
RS: Cliché.
MQ: So true
RS: Double cliché.
GR: Why won't anyone post secrets?
CF: Nobody cares, Glimsy. Anyone want their mind read?
CL: Sure!
CF: Your ideal username is cloveyisminesobackoffmarvel
CL: How'd you know?
MQ: Since when do I like Clove?
CL: Good point.
RS: Read my mind!
CF: Your ideal username is musicandmockingjays
RS: Actually, no. It's mockingjaysandmusic.
CF: Close enough.
MQ: What about me?
CF: Marvel's ideal username is sparklyrainbowunicorn
PE: Oh
RS: My
CL: Gawd
GR: Me too?
CF: Glimmer's ideal username is fashionistaqueenofglimmerandglamourandallthatisownderfulously –
CF: It cut me off. Her username is so long, and it basically just rants about her own little snobby self.
CF: I have Prim's too. It's iloveladyandbuttercup
PE: Well, it's true! Stop gawking!
CL: How'd you know I was gawking?
RS: A better question is, how do you know what gawking means?
CL: Even better, why do you care?
MQ: Shut up.
CF: I don't care that he's not here, but Finnick's username would be iloveannienotyoudumbcapitolidiots.
RS: Wow.
GR: So heartbreaking! First Marvel and Cato and now Finnick!
CF: You do realize he never actually liked you at all.
PE: Good point.
RS: Yup.
PE: I'm going to bed guys. Nighty night!
Primrose Everdeen has left the conversation
RS: Me too. See ya tomorrow!
Rue Stenberg has left the conversation.
CL: Guess it's only us Careers now.
CF: I suddenly feel bored now that the only real people are gone.
MQ: Hey, we're all unreal!
GR: Cuz we're dead.
CF: I mean, like Cato's insane, Glimmer's too arrogant and snobby and shallow and Marvel's being a girl.
CF: Rue and Prim speak the truth with me.
GR: Wait, so I'm fake?
CF: Pretty much.
CL: I'm not insane! I'm so sane that if you say I'm insane ever again I'll go on a killing rampage!
MQ: I'm not a girl! That was so mean! I'm telling the teacher and the principal! *runs off sobbing*
Marvel Quaid has let the conversation
CF: Really convincing. Yeah, really convincing.
GR: For once, Clove's correct.
CF: For once, Glimmer calls me by my real name.
GR: Does that mean I'm still fake?
CL: I don't get it.
CF: Same. I'll still say that you're... fake and Cato's still insane.
CL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs off on a killing rampage*
Cato Ludwig has left the conversation.
CF: I'd rather not speak alone with a fake, snobby, arrogant girl who wants to kill me.
Clove Fuhrman has left the conversation.
GR: Aww. Now it's only me! I don't wanna talk with me!
Glimmer Rambin has left the conversation