Sam and Dean were at a bar playing pool. They had just finished getting rid of some ghosts in northern California. The ghosts had been angry because a pack of werewolves were living in the same forest. They had gotten used to being the only supernatural creatures in the forest.
When Sam and Dean left the bar, Dean noticed something was very, very wrong. His beloved Impala was missing. Dean fell to his knees in front to the empty parking spot and cried, "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Sam was very sad for his brother. Looking into Dean's tear-soaked eyes, Sammy whispered, "We'll find her."
The two brothers did some investigating on Sam's laptop and found out that there had been several sightings of UFOs and aliens in the area. "Oh my god, Dean!" shouted Sam. "Your car is in space!"
"But how are we going to find a car in space, Sammy?" Dean asked, on the verge of tears again.
The word "space" echoed in Dean's brain and he remembered a certain blonde who knew a little about space.
Two hours later, Dean and Sam rolled into Princeton, New Jersey.
Robert Chase was watching the recently released DVD of Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix when the two hunters knocked on his door.
"Who is it?" the doctor asked, pausing Harry Potter.
"It's Dean. Open the door, Robert! We've got an emergency!" Dean exclaimed.
"Dean! It's been too long" the Australian doctor murmured as he embraced his once-lover.
"Break it up, you two," grumbled Sam. "We've got work to do."
Robert could see that Dean's eyes were red from crying, "What's wrong, baby?"
"Oh, Robert, aliens kidnapped the Metallicar and took it to space!" Dean stated, choking back a new wave of tears.
"Oh my god! Aliens! Space!" Chase could hardly contain himself. "We are going to Space! Space!"
Chase turned off the DVD. Harry Potter would have to wait. He had seen it three times in the theater with Cameron, after all.
The three handsome men stole a rocket ship from NASA. Robert Chase felt that he had been preparing his entire life for this moment.
It turned out that the Impala was pretty easy to spot on Mars. When the aliens saw how devastated poor Dean was, they gave him back the car without any real trouble.
When they returned to earth, the three men checked into a hotel. Chase already had a boner from going to space, so Dean gave him a blow job. Chase came in Dean's mouth. Dean then lubed up his penis and buttsexed Chase for about twenty minutes until he came as well. The two lovers fell asleep, exhausted from their adventures, snuggled in each other's arms.
Sam cried himself to sleep in the other hotel bed.