Writing a Story

Author one: This is going to be stupid.

Author two: No, it's gonna be funny as hell.

Author two says:

AHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD! OH GOD HELP ME! OH GOD! OH GOD! AHHHHHHHH!" Mario heard behind a hill. Mario looked over and saw a big, big, ...uhh, I don't know... I really can't write a story right now."

Author one looks over and sees his friend talking while masturbaiting. Author two says, "oh yeah, a big, weird looking, fucked up hedgehog with shoes". Author one says, "SUCK MY DICK!" and author two says "What the fuck?" So after that, skipping the boaring part, author two said, "SHUT UP DOG! It's hard enough to write a story already." Author two told author one about how the fight scene between Mario and Sonic went out, while saying boner in every single sentence. Just then the door bell rang. Author two opens up the door for some reason, with a boner. The guy on the other side of the door said "Here's your pizza. twelve ninety-nine." Of course, author two always printed money out of the computer and glued it together and he said "Keep the change." The dumbass actually took the money and said "ThANKS, man. This is the NICEST THING ANYONE'S EVER DONE FOR ME! except my brother. HE GAVE ME A SMOOTHIE!" Author two slammed the door and brought the pizza into the room. Author one looked out the window and saw a stick in the guy's ass and whispered "Dumbass." They ate the pizza and finished the story. Of course in the end, since these are two teenagers with sick minds, Sonic sucked Mario's dick and they had sex. And you know why Mario Wasn't sucking Sonic's dick? Sonic didn't have one, DUHHHHHHHH! They saved the story and submitted the story to and shut the computer down. Then they turned off the lights and went to bed. Then you hear "EHH! EHH! EHH! EHH!" Author one said "Stop jacking off, I'm right next to you, you Faggot!" and author two said "Sorry!"

p.s, If you shits didn't get the middle part about the pizza guy, read the story "How Mario Starts His Day"

Author one: That was gay

Author two: Well, too late I already submitted it. BITCH