Nations and Superheroes

Ch.1- Superheroes and Nations

Washington-world meeting

"Well I guess that's all for today!" America shouted gleefully as he began packing his things away but he was stopped by England, "Sit down you twit, we are NOT done!" He said annoyed and America sat back down in his chair with a pout.

"But what else is there to talk about, we already covered the Olympics and all the other junk!" America whined and Germany spoke, "We still need to talk about what happened with Tony's "pals"." Germany said and America gave a nervous laugh.

"Aw C'mon guys! Tony didn't mean any harm, he didn't know that his friends were going to wig out like that." America began but Germany cut him off again. "That's not the only issue, your little "problem" also caused issues in my country!" Germany growled. "Ok, wait I didn't even know who that guy with the horns was nor did Tony, Tony didn't know that he pals were being held under control by him so that one wasn't my fault!" America said which than lead to an argument between the two nations about responsibility and proper discipline for ones alien.

"Alright, this meeting is adjourned!" Germany finally announced and with that everyone proceeded to pack up mumbling their thanks to god that it was over.

America packed up fast, not even bothering to organize his papers and before any of the other nations could get a word in with him he was out the room and said a quick good-bye to England who had a question for him.

"Hmm, young Amérique sure is in a hurry today, no?" France quipped and England gave a suspicious look in the direction he saw the American take off in. "I'll be off frog." England said as he grabbed his things and ran after America.

"Hey! That wasn't very nice you tasteless Brit!" France yelled after him but his only response was that of Russia chuckling evilly nearby him.

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England just barley caught America as it seemed he was in a rush, pausing outside the building looking like he was decided where he should go.

"Hey! Why were you in such a hurry?" England asked, startling America, "Ah! No reason." America said too quickly and England could instantly tell when his old colony was trying to hide something, for the American was never very good about keeping his mouth shut.

England looked at him with a scowl when he suddenly remembered what he wanted to ask America after the meeting, "When your people were showing the news about the damage in Manhattan, who were those people in those ridiculous costumes?" England asked and America tensed, "Hahaha, what are you talking about England? The TV at your place must be broken! Now if you don't mind I have to go!" America said and started to walk away.

England was now extremely curious and would find out what was going on one way or another.

So England did what he thought of first.

He tackled America.

"Just tell me you twit!" He yelled as he attempted to subdue the bigger nation. "What are you doing?! Get off me you crazy brit!" America yelled as he attempted not to fall on his face.

The two fell to the ground wrestling, "Dammit America just spit it out!" England growled as he got ready to cast a spell on America who was still trying to figure out why his old caretaker was suddenly assaulting him, that and America was trying to get somewhere so he could see some people that his boss didn't want him to meet.

"Hey! Stop that!" Someone shouted and the two looked up from their tangled brawl to see a tall muscular blonde man running towards them, he wore what looked like still 40's clothing and looked eerily like some figure from world war II that America never shut-up about. England was trying to figure out who this guy was and why he was here so close to a UN meeting which were usually restricted from ANY humans.

America's eyes lit up and before England could ready himself he was thrown from America who eagerly scrambled to his feet.

"Wow! It's really you! This is so freaking awesome I'm like your biggest fan!" America exclaimed while vigorously shaking the other blondes hand who look shocked and confused. England got to his feet and landed a sharp smack to the back of America's head. "Let go of his hand before you break it you idiot." England said with a scowl as America now gingerly rubbed his neck.

"I'm sorry sir, my friend here is a little too overly enthusiastic, but do you two know each other?" England asked, The blonde flexed his fingers which he was sure that if the brit had not intervened they would've been broken.

"My name is Steve Rogers sir, I was just taking a walk when I saw you two fighting and I do not know your friend." Steve said in a military-manner and England now gave America a questioning look. "America, who is this?" England asked and America got a huge grin, "This is Captain American! Isn't he so cool! My boss told me I wasn't allowed to meet him but I couldn't resist meeting someone so patriotic!" America shouted as he fist pumped the air.

"How do you know that I'm captain America?!" Steve exclaimed suddenly, very confused and both America and England realized the blunder they just made.

"Oops..." America mumbled and England just shook his head, "Dammit Alfred, you just can't keep your mouth shut and follow orders can you?" England asked and America just gave a laugh, "Its no big deal! I bet he wouldn't eventually care if he realized who we are!" America said with a smile.

"You twit don't talk like he isn't here." England reminded him, Steve stood their confused and slightly apprehension of who these guys were now.

"Alfred you just can't blather out who you are its-!" England never did get to finish saying his sentence seeing as America had seemed to have already made up his mind. "Hi! I'm the country America!" he stated happily and England wanted to do nothing more than choke his old colony.

Steve stared at them for a couple more minutes before slowly starting to back away from them. "Excuse me, but I'm afraid I have to go." Steve said, 'America?! What the hell is this guys talking about? Does he really think he's a country?' Steve thought to himself but when he turned to leave he felt someone grab his shoulder, on impulse he whirled around and struck Alfred in the face but to his utter shock his blow did nothing.

"Awe man, your not going to tell everybody you know about what am I are you? I thought you could keep it a secret!" America whined not even registering that he had just been punched in the face. Steve quickly determined that these guys weren't human and also decided that they were unfriendly.

Steve slipped from Alfred's grasp and took off but Alfred instantly caught up to him. "Wait you can't tell anybody bro!" He shouted and Steve was bewildered, the only people he knew that could keep up with him was Clint. (well any other human)

Steve felt himself get tackled to the ground again but this time he felt a sharp blow to his head and from there everything went black.

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"Dammit Alfred, I told you not to even talk to him but what do you do!? You talk to him, tell him your secret than you punch him, jeez America sometimes you really are a handful."

Steve head throbbed as he listened to the voices.

"C'mon boss I already apologized and he's mother-fucking captain America, I'm sure he's fine!"

"Alfred, that is not the point, now I just had to have Arthur explain to his team who you are, why you assaulted their team leader, we just had to explain to one of our countries biggest secret organizations that even I just learned existed about two days ago how their top gun was knocked flat."

Steve slowly began to fully awake, his eyes opened and he was meant with the sight of the president and the blonde who had knocked him out talking.

"Oh, Hello Captain Rogers, glad to see you're awake, how do you feel?" The president asks and Steve had to take a moment to figure out what was going on. "Listen dude, I'm sorry I guess I just didn't think you'd wig out like that." Alfred said, cutting in with a small laugh before Steve could speak.

"What the hell is going on?" was all Steve could manage and both the president and Alfred exchanged looks.

"Captain, what you are about to hear is top secret and you might not even believe it." The president began and Steve gave him look that said "try me".

"Captain, this is the United States of America."

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Steve just sat there for a full minute.

He knew a Norse god personally, two elite spies, a guy who flew in a suit of metal and a doctor with SERIOUS rage issues.

But this.

No, like seriously no.

Sometimes Steve really missed the old days were things were much simpler.

"You're kidding right sir?" Steve couldn't help but ask but the President just shook his head, "Sorry son, its ok I had the same reaction when I first meant him as well." the president explained while Alfred just stood there grinning.

"Sorry about knocking you out earlier, its just, you know, you can't have people finding out that I'm America, Alfred is my alias, my human name so I can fit in with normal people better, because think how weird it would be for any human to always call me America?" America said.

"I guess I got so excited when I saw you that I couldn't help but introduce myself, I'm a huge fan! You stand for all things I stand for! Heroism Justice! Liberty! Patriotism! Hamburgers! You're just so cool, I mean back in the forties, I knew about you than too but you know the war was going on and Germany was being a pain so it was hard for me to get a chance to meet you, but than to find out that you're still alive was like Christmas!" America continued and Steve still couldn't believe that this guy was America.

"Does my team know where I am?" Steve asked suddenly needing to just talk about something else for

a minute besides this.

"Don't worry dude, my pal England already took care of it!" America said and Steve once again grew confused. "Does EVERY country have someone like this?" Steve asked and the president couldn't help but give a small chuckle, "Every Nation has a personified Representative that has been around since the time it became a country, but their not all the same, all have different, unique traits that reflect their nation." he explained and Steve just nodded.

"If your feeling up to it, we can take you to go see your team right now, I know Alfred can pack quite a punch sometimes." The president said and Steve instantly wanted to go see his team.

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The trio entered a conference room where they found England yelling, trying to explain what had happened while Black widow held a gun in front of his face.

"You bloody twit! I'm serious about America knocking out your captain and you think that waving a gun in my face scares me! I've had thousands of guns pointed in my face for over quite a few thousand years!" England yelled as Natasha clicked back the safety.

"Whoa! Whoa Everyone, please calm down!" The president yelled as he saw the situation was about to turn very violent. (Can't have people shooting England in the face, the queen would not take very kindly to that.)

Natasha took notice of Steve and put her gun down slowly. "Geez Alfred! Are all Americans always so quick to shoot before asking questions?!" England complained. "I'm Russian." Natasha growled, "That would explain the violence." England mumbled, ignoring Natasha's glare.

"Cap, what happened to you and what's with this nut-job with the caterpillars eye-brows saying that you got knocked out by "America"?" Tony asked eying America who was standing next to Steve.

Steve sighed, "Because I did get knocked out by America." Steve said and was not surprised by the shocked looks his team gave him.

"Sit down everyone, I'll explain." Steve said.

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And hour past and Steve (along with the help of the president) explained who and what Alfred was and what happened.

"Wow, that's incredible so you basically embody the whole country and its people?" Bruce asked and America nodded smugly. "Yup! I have been around since grumpy-pants over there found me!" America said with his usual exuberance as England threw him the middle finger.

"Now that you all know about this you are all bound to secrecy, telling any other people about what any of you have seen and heard is punishable by treason." The president explained in a serious tone.

"Aw c'mon boss-man, no need to be so serious, I mean these are the freaking Avengers! Like they totally saved us from Tony's pals!" America said and he suddenly realized he just gave up another national secret.

"Bloody hell America!" England grumbled as he placed his face in his palm, "Wait? Man of iron it was you who caused the attack?" Thor asked confused. "Ah! No sorry dudes, my pal Tony wanted to hang with some pals, the chitauri dudes and well when that guy with the horns came down things just got crazy!" America said to the still confused group.

"Tony is my pal who's an Alien." America explained which only lead to more questions and confusion.

The president checked his watch as he watched the scene before him unfold.

"It's going to be a long night." The president mumbled, "Well at least you're here to help Arthur." he said to England but the brit was making his way to the door.

"Hey where are you going?!" he yelled in a exasperated tone. "Sorry but I'm tried and frankly this is YOUR country's fault so good night!" England called as he left the room.

The president watched him leave and turned his attention back to the group to see America showing the group Tony via laptop (lord knows where the hell he kept that hidden on him).

"He's my best friend! Say hello Tony!" America said cheerfully to the screen, "Fuck all you bitches." the president could hear the little Alien reply, "Right on dude! See he likes you guys!" America told them not even paying attention to the weird looks he was receiving.

"This is what the country America is like as a person?" he heard the Russian spy mumble.

'She shouldn't even be talking, wait till she meets Russia.' The president thought as he settled in for a long night.

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Ok so this story is for my sister, we both love Hetalia and she wanted Hetalia mixed with Avengers, I hope this is ok, I hope everyone is in character, this is meant to be kind of a funny light-heart story, so please don't take it seriously.

I think I might just make the next chapters drabbles or short stories since that would be easier than trying to construct a whole story, i haven't really decided yet.

I have no idea how often this will be updated so yeah and please someone tell me how old England is, I went on every website I could find that would give me a number and I just kept getting like 927 AD, 1967 and 923 AD and even one that was a bit ridiculous it was like 780,000 which I have no idea if that's right.

Anyways be a dear and review if you liked it and want more or if something was a amiss.

Thanks and Jay out!