Ninja High

Jerks

by

Numanife ( Kat )

A/N I am making this a chronicle story. Like this one is for Kisame, the next will probably Sasori because he's so awesome! There are going to be gangs, violence, and such because this is still an Akatsuki story~! I lovez Nerdypassionloves for sticking with me through ALL of my prince of tennis stories ~!As thanks, I am making a character in this story for her~! Yay~!

The wind blew immensely and I took in the scent of the moist air as I stepped across the bridge over the river. Summer was slowly ending and today is the beginning of an all new year! Kimmy-chan, my best friend, stepped on the road ahead of me in her uniform and pretty purple hair. I smiled at her and waved. She looked at me and waved back happily. I ran up and we started chatting about the new year.

"Can you believe after this year, we graduate?!" I smiled. Kimmy laughed a little.

"Your only happy about that, Dai-chan, because you don't have to deal with Kisame anymore!" Kimmy popped some bubble gum in her mouth as I pulled out my Ipod and put on Animals by Nickle Back. Kimmy danced a little. Kimmy is a great singer and dancer, so when she starts dancing, I watch contently.

"What can I say, he's a jerk! He goes out of his way just to TORTURE me!" I sighed, hoping that he was finally going to stop.

"Your so masochistic" Kimmy stopped dancing, "You like him, you know!"

"Shut up! I can't help it!" I yelled, blushing like mad. Kimmy laughed at my face. We reached school and got to homeroom in a rush. When we walked in, Kisame stood handsomely across the room, leaning on Pein's desk. He appeared to be talking to Itachi and the rest of his friends. He looked over and gave me an evil smirk. I twitched and sat down in a seat, Kimmy sat behind me. I turned and we started talking about our summer and stuff. Kisame walked over sat beside me.

"Hey, Dai-chan" He smirked teasingly. I scowled a bit. "Now now, don't get so feisty, I might get excited"

I froze, then slapped him, "Pervert" I spat.

"You know you like it" He grinned smugly. Shut up!

"Oh, go screw Itachi!" I yelled, slamming his face with my book.

"Why? I have a perfect toy right here!" He laughed and got up.

"If you don't stop sexually harassing me I'll toss you out the window!" I shouted.

"Who would want to sexually do anything to you, little miss steal board?" He smirks in victory, making me fume. Deidara and Tobi started laughed before I kicked him in the back of the head. He turned around and clenched his teeth. Aw crap, I forgot that he loves to fight. Especially when he's mad. He ran over to punch me, but I dodge, making him break a desk. I hid behind Hidan, who was LITERALLY masochistic. Kisame shoved him out the way and I ran some more. I got backed into a wall and froze. He approached me angrily. That's when I did the STUPIDEST thing EVER! I SLAPPED him!

He stopped and looked at me, obviously seeing how scared I was. I felt like I was going to piss myself. He backed up, scoffed a bit and went over to Itachi, who silently scolded him.

I sat in front of Kimmy again and she patted my shoulder in comfort. I know better than to make Kisame angry, I know, but it's so hard. People started filling in the classroom and I sat with Kimmy, Konan, and Ai. Sasori-sensei came in and began talking about some stuff and handed out the stupid forms we got every year. Kimmy twirled her brilliant silver hair that was pulled back into a loose ponytail, Konan was folding some papers into origami stuff, and Ai was humming to herself. I looked over at Kisame, who was whispering something to Itachi, who only slightly smiled.

Kakuzu-sensei came in and dismissed us to our first class. Ironically, my first class was economics, Kakuzu-sensei's class. I love Kakuzu-sensei, he's so AWESOME!!! Sasori-sensei is next with art. He's my second favorite teacher.

Kakuzu-sensei grumbled as the new kid Hidan said that money didn't matter. I almost laughed when Kakuzu-sensei gave him a death glare. I patted his shoulder, he sits in front of me, and whispered, "listen, newbie, don't get Kakuzu-sensei angry. He hates people to disagree with him when it comes to money, so stay low!"

He looked at me and spat out, "You the chick that Kisame---" Zetzu turned around and covered his mouth mid-sentence. I looked at Zetzu, questioning his action. He waved a little and forced Hidan's head to face the front. The black side whispered,

"We'll have to kill you if tell anyone, newbie" and then Hidan spat out quietly,

"You know I can't die!"

I stared at Hidan. Can't die? That's obscure. Everything dies, everyone dies. There is no 'can't die' to the matter. "Can't die?"

The white side said softly, "It's nothing, really, he just thinks he's invincible" I rolled my eyes at Hidan.

I stayed quiet the rest of class. What's the matter with the Akatsuki, anyway? I always thought they were really weird. I mean, weird as in different. They don't really talk to anyone but the people in their gang.

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I got home, exhausted from Kisame's little acts of meanness. Kimmy says that he's harmless, but I disagree. I grabbed some clothes to get a shower and sighed, pulling my uniform off. The water was so warm, so soothing.

~Kisame's P.O.V.~

It's not like I hurt her on accident, I don't. It's the only way I can stay in her head. Hurting her gives her reminders. She would never like me, I'm so weird. That's the point of the Akatsuki. It's a gang for people with special talents. Hidan's immortal, Kakuzu has five hearts, Pein has immense strength and not to mention his five paths or whatever, Itachi has something called a Mangekyō Sharingan, I'm part shark, Zetzu's a cannibal, Sasori's a puppet, Deidara has mouths on his hands, and Tobi well who knows. We've been thinking of recruiting Konan, because she's paper! That's the point of the Akatsuki. It's the weirdos, the cirque du freak. Everyone else is normal...

~Dai's P.O.V.~

I stepped out of the shower and pulled my black hair up in a bun. I looked in the mirror for a minute. My eyes wondered and then I grabbed my phone. Suddenly, it just blew out. Like I droped it in water. Great, my phone's broken! I reached my hand in the water to pull the plug on the bath and I felt like my arm was struck my lightning. What's wrong with me?