(A/N): Hey. Title kinda explains all. Just thought I should tell ya that these are really edited. No proof read or spell check. So bear with me for my laziness;-)
Disclaimers: I own MISS STILETTO!! hehe
Top Reasons Mary Sues shouldn't be allowed into Narnia:
(Explained in short monologues)
PROLOGUE
Okay, so 17 year old Miss Christine Stiletto has just entered Narnia. Ya see, she was on this fancy tour through Europe seeing old houses and they were looking in this old house with a wardrobe and out of plain curiousity went into the old wardrobe in the back room and POOF, she found herself in this mystical land of Narnia!! Then by chance is accepted by the four monarchs seeing she is a "daughter of eve" and made a queen. Oh, and she is from 2007 so she's just like you and me and we can like totally relate!!
REASON 1: DRESSES
"These dresses are like too itchy!" Christine exclaimed to the centauress buttoning up her dazzling satin dress the shade of twinkiling purple like sea lilies at night. The centuaress then pinned up Lady Stiletto's curled dark, fiery hair in a bun, pearls entertwined with the intricate plaits.
"I'm sorry miss, but it's traditional court attire" said respectfully to her new queen.
"Well then" Christine said, her delicious lips curving into a mischevious smile, "We'll just have to give this court a makeover!!" And with that she ripped of the flowing sleeves, letting them drop to the floor. "Now," she said to the awing centuaress "Hand me those scissors. Something must be done to this hem." Christine used her clippers to run a smooth cut starting half way down her thighs sloping down to perfectly shaped knees so that a little bit of the frilly petticoat peeked through.
"There. That's much better." She congradulated herself. Then she strode proudly to the court room.
(A/N) More coming out soon. I will update this as much as I can.