Hello there :) My first fanfiction here. It's a Q&A kind of forum thing. My reasoning for writing this, you see, spawns off the fact that I really hate the stereotypical girl-on-the-island fics of which it is nearly impossible to avoid writing a Mary Sue. So far, I've really enjoyed all the question&answers, so I decided to try it out for myself. Hope you like it :) Thank you.

Ralph here, writing from biology. Mr. Dowell is droning on about something another, and I'm rather bored, which led me to remember this idea that Bill and I thought up the other day.

You, and by you, I mean all my other classmates - we don't know you as well as we'd like to, and you don't really know us. Of course, you've heard stories, I suppose, but are they true? Only we know the answers. Anyway, here's my proposition:

Write us a letter. Write anyonea letter that goes to St. Darwins (and by anyone, I'm referring to those of us who were stuck on that wretched island). Don't ask how, but we've discovered a way to transport these letters to Simon and Piggy (I don't think they really know that they're dead. They just kind of wander around school like...ghosts. Sort of creepy, but you learn to live with it). We'll respond as soon as we can, but it gets hard with the daily massive amount of homework (completely unnecessary, if you ask me).

I ought to be going now. Mr. Dowell is starting to look a bit aggravated, and I have an exam coming up. Father wouldn't be very pleased if I flunked..oh no, not pleased at all. Leave us a letter, and we'll write back.

Yours truly,

Ralph Myer.