heyy yall. supp? well, this story is stupid and created mostly of boredom and rootbeer, yummmmmmm.
we dont own anyone we killed...while we do own miley cyrus...muahahahaha, lol not! jk, jk!
Voldemort's dead! Three cheers for sweet revenge! Sadly, along with him he's taken Draco, Fred, Percy, Molly, Arthur, Hermione, Neville, Seamus, Dean, Cho, Pansy, Crabbe, Goyle, Lavender, Padma, Sev, Lee, Oliver, Angelina, Kate, Krum, Lupin, Tonks, Lucius, Narcissa, Bellatrix, Sirius, Karkaroff, Grayback, Bill, Fleur, Billy Ray Cyrus, Dumbledore, Peeves, Hagrid, Flitwick, Trelawny, McGonagall, Xenophilius, Lily, James, Wormtail, Regulus, Ollivander, Dobby, Gregorivitch, Ariana, Kendra, Aberforth, George, Charlie, Hannah, Micheal, Ginny, Vernon, Dudley, Tuney, Cedric, Lockheart, Dolores, Dolohov, Billions of Centaurs, a load of Thestrals, and plenty Unicorns. Among the decesed are those two bumbling baboons, the giants, Patil, Blaise, Flint, Moody, Hedwig, Kreacher, Myrtle, Grindlewald, Madame Hooch, Quirrel, Firenze, the Sorting Hat, portrait of the fat lady, Fudge, Crouch, Amycus, Avery, Mulciber, Mary Macdonald, Scrimgeour,Gabrielle, and Ronald. Sad, Agreed?
And As You Can Clearly Tell The Last Two Remaining, Were Harry Potter, and Luna Lovegood. And the story goes along like this...
Luna Sits alone in a dark corner of the demolished castle, muttering to herself..."Hope theres pudding...Hungry, Hop-hope theres pudding...yes, pudding...Lost my...shoes?...shoes, yes...gone...shoe? no pudding, snorkack...yes, people...gone pudding...where? no, pudding, nargles! not the nargles!" and before she could slip from what insanity she had left, harry potter arrived and konked her over the head with the lost diadem. "That's better" Harry stated with an insane look upon his battered, and bloody face. His pupils dialated, and cocked at odd angles. I Reckon He's Nutzzz. Harry Rose To His feet, and heaved the unconcious body over his shoulder. He truged though the bodies of his friends, of those who died for him. "Gits...The Lot of 'em." Harry spat. His eyes lingering over the bodies of his two best friends, his teamates, those who sheltered him...He kicked a few of 'em. When he arrived outside the castle he hailed a taxi cab. The driver pulled up, and revealed itself to be none other than Miley Cyrus. "Heya, Budddd. Seen my daddy?" she asked. " Yes, yes...yes." "Uhhh, could ya tell me where he is?" "I could...yes, yes...no? no, yes." "Could ya...now?" "Dead." "awwwww, sweet nibblets, well, anyways...get in. where we heading to? make sure not to get blondie theres, blood on my interiors!" Harry looked up and down the roads. "Dunkin Donuts will do." "DD it is!" So, With Luna knocked out in the back seat. Harry and Miley Drove To Dunkin Donuts!
Thats all for now, next up...harry arrives at dunkin donuts and holds up the place only to enconter the ghost of a lost luvvvva!