Author's Note: Well howdy, I'm not the world's best writer but I do love to come up with weird ideas. This is the first fan fiction I've ever published, but I have intermittently read many a COTT fic over the years. Let's see how this goes. Feel free to review and stuff, everyone loves feedback! I don't own anything about this show, a fact which makes me weep uncontrollably at night. Hahah :)
A sandwich is ruined
"Do you think Cronus has a girlfriend?" Neil asked absentmindedly, watching the perfect white clouds slowly stretch across the sky through his sunglasses.
Odie shook his head. "I think he has a wife, Neil. If Rhea's still around that is. Maybe you could ask Jay or Hera. I'd call them on my PMR but I left it in the truck."
The model yawned and stretched on his towel. "Probably for the best dude. If Jay saw you using technology at the beach he'd subject us all to another lecture about enjoying the outdoors," he smirked. Next to him Herry nodded silently, making quick work of an enormous sub sandwich.
"Maybe he has a girlfriend on the side," Neil suggested.
"I dunno man," Herry slurred through mouthfuls of meat and bread. "He seems pretty interested in Theresa," he swallowed. "They've been out there sailing together for like two hours now."
Odie sniggered. "I think Neil was talking about Cronus, Herry."
"Oh," he paused, confused. "If he does, I bet she's a real piece of work, like a giant. Or worse."
"Yeah, something really ugly," Neil giggled. "Hey, maybe he's got something going on with that big ugly giant minion who's always hanging around him."
All three of them burst out laughing, causing Herry to choke on his sandwich. He coughed a few times and managed to breathe again.
Odie passed his friend a water bottle and cringed. "I like to think he's too focused on taking over the world for that."
"I couldn't agree more buddy," Herry chuckled. "Neil, you've ruined my sandwich."
Neil laughed, sitting up. "Sorry. Blame Cronus and giant lover."
Suddenly Atlanta and Archie were standing in front of the trio, having returned from the water.
"What the heck are you guys talking about?" Archie asked, wide-eyed.
Atlanta shook her head and chuckled. "I think the sun is getting to their brains."