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Ok this story is back up and running! If you have already read the first few chapters, you might want to go back and re-read them - I did make some changes! Thanks for all the support and your long wait!
Summary: What happens when Emmett decides to host a cooking show in the Cullen house? Plastic Eggs and McDonalds and vampires oh my!
Disclaimer: Yupp I own twilight, you know it!
Chapter 1
What To Do?
BPOV
"Guys I'm bored," Emmett whined for the tenth time as Edward was flipping lazily through the channels on the TV.
"Well why don't you go do something?" I suggested sarcastically.
"There's nothing to do!" He sighed throwing his arms up in the air.
"Jeez chill out guys," Jasper said sending out wave after wave of calm.
Edward finally settled on a cooking show and threw the remote on the floor.
"Ok I'm dead bored too we need to do something," He said frowning.
"Well shopping is always an option...." Alice said smiling.
"Not happening,"
"Nope,"
"In your dreams,"
"Nota,"
"Fine," She huffed crossing her arms.
"Dude why do you always watch cooking shows? They are so bor-" Emmett started to say before he cut off.
"Emmett?" I asked staring at him with everybody else.
"That's perfect!" He shouted jumping up from his chair.
"No Emmett," Edward hissed pulling me into his lap.
"Aww come on party-pooper! Have a little fun!" Emmett said giving Edward what looked like pathetic puppy-dog eyes.
"Does anybody want to explain what's going on?" Rosalie said annoyed.
"We're going to have our own cooking show right here! And Bella can eat all of the food we make!" Emmett said excitidly.
"No Emmett," Edward growled.
"What's the matter with him wanting to cook?" I asked looking up at Edward.
"Have you ever seen Emmett cook?" He asked me.
"Uh no," I said glancing at Emmett.
"Exactly my point," Edward said.
"Ah come on Edward it will be fun!" Alice said jumping up and down.
"Then why don't you show me what's going to happen instead of blocking me out?" Edward hissed.
"Because that would ruin all the fun!" Alice said.
"Fine," Edward growled glaring at everybody in the room.
"Come on it can't be that bad," I said rubbing my hand up and down his arm trying to get him to relax.
"Oh yes it can be," He sighed giving up.
"Ok Bella here's how it's going to go. You and Edward will stay here while the rest of us go and get stuff to set up the kitchen into our own cooking show! And then we will be back in about 2 hours and then Emmett will cook for you first!" Alice said grabbing Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett hauling them out the door. "We'll be back soon!"
I shook my head as I heard the Porsche roar out of the driveway.
~2 hours Later~
"When will the others be back?" I asked toying with my shirt zipper.
"Right about now," He said as Emmett yelled through the house, "I'm HOME!!"
"I guess they're home," I laughed as Edward picked me up and carried me downstairs.
"Hey Bella!" Alice said carrying in a bunch of things.
"What all did you get?!" I asked my jaw dropping.
"Just the necessities," She answered before running out the door to grab some more things.
"Wow you guys are taking this to the extreme here," I said shaking my head.
"Ok Bella you and I are going to go get some different clothes on and the rest of you can set up the stuff!" Alice said scooping me into her arms and carrying me upstairs.
"Why do we have to change?" I whined. "It's just us!"
"Because I said so!" Alice growled at me.
"Fine," I pouted.
"You'll thank me later," Alice smiled as she started working on my hair.
She worked fairly fast an in an hour she was finished.
"All done!" She yelled as she carried me back down stairs.
"You know guys I do have two feet," I said as Alice set me down again.
"Two feet that move at the pace of a turtle," Emmett mumbled as I glared at him.
I finally looked at the kitchen and felt my jaw drop again. They had transformed the entire area into a cooking show type kitchen. There were seats for the audience, cameras at every corner, and food was covering every surface of the kitchen.
"You guys are crazy," I said sitting down in one of the chairs.
"That's why you love us!" Alice said bouncing up and down again.
"Mhm," I mumbled rolling my eyes.
"Ok now little sis," Emmett said turning towards me, "you get to sit in that chair right there!"
"Oh yay!" I said sarcastically sitting down.
"Aww come on Bella a little excitement would be nice!" Alice whined.
"What do you mean Alice?" I asked innocently. "Why wouldn't I be excited to eat god-knows-what?"
She glared at me as Emmett came into the kitchen area.
"Ok Bella I'm making you a cake but you can't look at what I'm doing till I'm done deal?" He asked looking down at me.
"Sure," I said unsure of how this cake was going to turn out.
Alice and Jasper were behind the cameras and Rosalie came to help Emmett in the kitchen. Edward came and sat down next to me to keep me company. Suddenly Alice started giggling from the corner. We all looked towards her to see what was going on.
"Nope not telling," She giggled.
Edward sighed - apparently she was blocking him out again.
"Oh this is going to be good," Alice muttered to herself as Edward came to sit by me.
I didn't even want to know what was going to happen because it couldn't be good. Edward and I listened to his Ipod for about and hour when suddenly we heard the timer go off.
"That'll be the cake!" Emmett said loudly.
Wow he was really excited for this cake. I started to turn around to see what disaster he had made but Rosalie came and blocked my view.
"Not yet Bella, he still has to frost and decorate it," She said grinning.
I didn't like where this was going.
"How big of a cake did you guys make me?" I asked hoping it wasn't a large one. "Because you know I won't be able to eat the entire thing."
"Oh that's ok we can save some of it for later!" Alice said playing with the video camera.
I sighed and leaned into Edward's chest. He played with my hair for another half hour until Emmett said that it was finished.
"Oh it's beautiful baby," Rosalie gushed. "But what is it?"
"Duh! Rose it's a cake!" Emmett said shaking his head.
I turned towards where they were talking and gasped, "Oh my gosh Emmett! What did you do?!"
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