This fic was inspired by 21 Things Kanda Can't Do by Yuikshiro

Who was inspired by 51 Things Jasdevi is Not Allowed to Do by Little Miss Randomosity, wow that's a lot of inspiring well I'll continue with the fic.

Disclaimer: don't own if I did a lot a bad stuff would happen to Lenalee, and Lavi and Kanda would have to fight the moyashi.

31 things Lavi is not allowed to do…

1. Lavi is not allowed to sing "Lavi's ass"(1) song while around Kanda.

2. Or Allen

3. Or Lenalee

4. He can't touch the Kanda's moyashi

5. While singing "can't touch this" by mc Hammer

6. Lavi should not sing at all

7. Trick Kanda into thinking He's woman

8. Rape Allen

9. Tell Komui Kanda dumped Allen for Lenalee…

10. Then say they're in his room this moment

11. Spray-paint "Lavi Kick$ A$$"

12. Then deny the existence of the writing

13. Dye Allen's hair pink

14. say it was Lenalee's idea

15. the length of all female uniform skirts

16. as Kanda and tell Allen to make out with him

17. "BOMB!BOMB!THAT GUY'S GOT A BOMB UNDER HIS COAT!" while pointing at Kanda.

18. all of Lenalee's bras

19. wear the raciest to breakfast

20. claim he did it to make statement about gender stereotypes

21. "dress" Allen into neko ears and a slutty maids outfit

22. say Lenalee's hair told him to do it

23. Lenalee green is not her color

24. a frilly pink tutu and call himself a "Fairy princess"

25. a conversation/baby talk/make out with his hammer

26. all of Allen's dango and throw it into a fire

27. over the Order's intercom and confess his love for Lenalee's hair

28. over the Order's intercom and say Komui and Jerry are having an affair

29. not take over the intercom at all

30. komui Lenalee's Prego with Kanda's kid

"There done," Allen said putting his pen done. Then moving back to see his work.

"Che. Think the baka usagi will fallow them?" Kanda asked.

"I give him a day." Lenalee said. Then Lavi came in wearing a tight red Speedo while wearing a paper hat with many other hats like that in his hands saying "Quick put this on or the aliens will get you!" When they didn't get them Lavi put the hats on them for them

Allen gets the pen and writes:

31. will not wear a tight red Speedo while wearing/holding paper hats say if we don't wear them 'aliens will get us'

(1)it's a fic song about Lavi's ass (which Tkyi wants;) ) by Sakiihana

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