AN: Yes, once again, I've returned with a family fic, but I can't really help it. This is based on those reality-tv shows like "Jon and Kate", only with Quinn and Santana and their little bundles of joy.

Now, this is just a little taste of what's to come. If you guys find it interesting, then please r&r.

Little heads up: the italics mean the girls are behind scenes; you know when the parents are usually in those little sofas? That's where they are. When the actual story is taking place, the italics will be off.

Also, I am NOT done with my other stories. Just widening my range :P

Disclaimer: Still don't own anything.

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Bts: Ok, when you're ready!

Q: We can start.

S: Yep, we're ready.

Bts: In 3, 2, 1…

Q: Yolanda.

S: Andrés.

Q: Eva.

S: Mateo.

Q: Cruz.

S: Tomás.

Q: After being married for over a decade, we decided to try for a family.

S: It was a long, grueling road, the one we had to cross.

Q: IVF, failed attempts, miscarriages…

S: …all contributed to what we have now: six beautiful, energetic kids.

Q: And although we also have to handle a difficult work life and most definitely want to keep the flame of our love alive…

S: …It isn't always easy when you can barely spend a 5 minutes alone; but in spite of everything…

Q: …We would change nothing, because this is what we've been working for.

S: This is our life.

"Although many people may think otherwise, Santana and I met at our hometown. Not at some fancy, celebrity party, not at a book signing; we met in Ohio."

"Yep. And also, Quinn courted me, not the other way round, as she's been telling in some interviews."

"Lies! If I remember correctly, which I do, you were the one to ask me out first and to propose and the one that started asking for babies."

"Hmm, hearing it like this makes me think of how little effort you've put into this relationship."

"Oh? Does carrying 6 babies not count?"

"Fine."

"See this she's doing right now? You'll be able to see our six 21-months-old toddlers do it all the time. If you're not familiar with it, it's called pouting and infants do it a whole lot. Much like my adult wife."

"You're lucky you didn't say my age or I'd hunt you down."

"To the bedroom?"

"Don't start saying suggestive things while we're giving an interview to introduce our kids!"

"Oh please, you're just upset I got to it first."

"My innuendo will be so much better. Just you wait."

"There she goes; doing it again."

"As Quinn was saying before, we met in Ohio. Our fathers' had been great friends throughout college and when Russell – Quinn's dad – married Judy, he invited my dad to be best man and, on their wedding day, Carlos Lopez met Maribel Sanchez. My mom had been dumped a few hours before and happened to be at the same restaurant where the Fabrays' wedding was being held. She was at the bar and my dad was bored because his date chose the other best man – they're still married today, you know?"

"The Jacksons?"

"Hum-hum."

"Was not aware."

"Anyways, you know how the story goes: boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girl, boy asks girl to marry, she agrees, they have a lovely daughter."

"You make such a beautiful story seem so random and bland."

"Well, they did meet in random circumstances. And stop taking their side! In no time, we'll have a call from my mother asking you to trade places with me…AGAIN!"

"Well, you keep saying those things and you know she likes to make the story of how she met your dad a fairytale."

"Can we please move this thing along? We have what? 30 minutes left and we still have 6 kids to talk about."

"Actually, today we just have to say how we met and how hard it was for us to manage everything and to deliver all those babies."

Bts: "You're not supposed to mention what you'll be talking about, guys."

"Oh…"

"As I was saying before my beautiful wife interrupted, our parents had known each other long before we did. The Fabrays' moved shortly after my parents' wedding, though."

"Yes. My dad had been offered a job in Washington State and, along with my pregnant mother, moved to Seattle. My sister, Francine, was born 5 or 6 months later. After 5 years, moi was born."

"Why are you including French words, now? And in the middle of the sentence? It might be a bit confusing for the viewers."

"Because I'm a writer and that's what I do! And would you please stop picking on me? I can't formulate a single paragraph before you crush me with your words."

"Oh, baby, you know I love you."

"Then why do you keep doing this?"

"Hey look, you're pouting too! And now you're glaring…sorry. You know I like to play with you. Besides, you've always enjoyed being messed with."

" …oh my God! Are you seriously trying to out-pun at a time like this? When I'm on the verge of being upset with you?"

" …C'mon Quinn, you know I have to have the better pun! You had to see it coming."

"I thought you were actually being sweet with me. You know, for once."

"Now who's trying to upset who? You know I'm sweet with you every day."

"Well, you're not being very sweet right now…"

"Baby, I have to keep my public image intact."

"Oh, please, everyone knows that since those babies arrived, you've become a softie. Admit it, Santana Lopez, you're a softie."

"I most certainly am not!"

"You are one to me."

"Ah, so you accept that I am sweet to you!"

"That depends. Do you admit you're a softie?"

"Only if you admit that I am an excellent wife."

"Shall we compromise?"

"What's the deal?"

Bts: "Girls, when you're whispering to each other, we can't really understand what you're saying."

"You're really hot when you say things like that."

"Do we have a deal?"

"We do."

Bts: "Do they even realize this will be running in prime time? And that it is a family show?"

In case you didn't know:

bts: behind the scenes

Q: Quinn

S: Santana

PS: CANNOT BELIEVE QUINNTANA'S CANON!

:D R&R

Thanks!