Title: Sauron Woke Up Gay (1/1)
Author: Liz Huisman
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: If they're yours, you can have them back as soon as I'm done gaying them up.
Summary: See title.
A/N: Yeah, you saw the title right. So, this is my first LotR fic. Hee! Anyway, so I decided to start with a BANG and wake Sauron up gay. The idea comes from the website: I Woke Up Gay! (www.dymphna.net/wakeupgay), Michelle K.'s wonderful Joshua Lyman Woke Up Gay and Donnatella Moss Woke Up Gay (West Wing) and other author's greats, Sam Seaborn Woke Up Gay and Toby Ziegler Woke Up Gay (also West Wing). I plan on waking up many LotR characters gay. So please hold up with 50 of y'all wakin' Frodo up gay. He's waking up next! I'll prolly do about 10-12 of these, depending on if you like them, and if I can keep myself interested long enough. So, without further ado, Sauron Woke Up Gay.
The Dark Lord Sauron woke up gay.
Or, gayness hit Sauron. Sauron doesn't wake up, since Sauron doesn't sleep. (Or so I'm guessing. He's got too much evil stuff to do.)
Ring? Pah! Who needs it? Sauron was in a happy mood.
Sauron wandered around Barad-Dur all chipper-like. He met several of his subjects, who all cowered out of sight, due to his smiliness.
Sauron went up to the very top of his tower. His Eye roved the land, trying to locate that silly Ring-bearer and his posse.
Sauron didn't really know why he was so chipper. He just was.
His Eye roved some more, and finally located the Ring-bearer. The cute Ring-bearer?
Cute? Sauron was horrified at the idea. But, he finally admitted, that Baggins WAS cute. And that Elf fellow, too. Mmm!
Right in the middle of Sauron thinking all kinds of lusty thoughts about the cute Ring-bearer, it hit him (as the gayness had).
Sauron knew he had been hit by gayness.
His Eye concentrated on the cute little Ring-bearer. Mmm! Sauron could just eat him up!
Sauron decided that he would send no Nazgul today. He had other plans.
Sauron was going to watch Baggins all day, and think many, many more wrong, lusty thoughts.
Sauron was going to have a good, chipper day.
END
(I almost apologize for this.)
Author: Liz Huisman
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: If they're yours, you can have them back as soon as I'm done gaying them up.
Summary: See title.
A/N: Yeah, you saw the title right. So, this is my first LotR fic. Hee! Anyway, so I decided to start with a BANG and wake Sauron up gay. The idea comes from the website: I Woke Up Gay! (www.dymphna.net/wakeupgay), Michelle K.'s wonderful Joshua Lyman Woke Up Gay and Donnatella Moss Woke Up Gay (West Wing) and other author's greats, Sam Seaborn Woke Up Gay and Toby Ziegler Woke Up Gay (also West Wing). I plan on waking up many LotR characters gay. So please hold up with 50 of y'all wakin' Frodo up gay. He's waking up next! I'll prolly do about 10-12 of these, depending on if you like them, and if I can keep myself interested long enough. So, without further ado, Sauron Woke Up Gay.
The Dark Lord Sauron woke up gay.
Or, gayness hit Sauron. Sauron doesn't wake up, since Sauron doesn't sleep. (Or so I'm guessing. He's got too much evil stuff to do.)
Ring? Pah! Who needs it? Sauron was in a happy mood.
Sauron wandered around Barad-Dur all chipper-like. He met several of his subjects, who all cowered out of sight, due to his smiliness.
Sauron went up to the very top of his tower. His Eye roved the land, trying to locate that silly Ring-bearer and his posse.
Sauron didn't really know why he was so chipper. He just was.
His Eye roved some more, and finally located the Ring-bearer. The cute Ring-bearer?
Cute? Sauron was horrified at the idea. But, he finally admitted, that Baggins WAS cute. And that Elf fellow, too. Mmm!
Right in the middle of Sauron thinking all kinds of lusty thoughts about the cute Ring-bearer, it hit him (as the gayness had).
Sauron knew he had been hit by gayness.
His Eye concentrated on the cute little Ring-bearer. Mmm! Sauron could just eat him up!
Sauron decided that he would send no Nazgul today. He had other plans.
Sauron was going to watch Baggins all day, and think many, many more wrong, lusty thoughts.
Sauron was going to have a good, chipper day.
END
(I almost apologize for this.)