Chapter 1
Note: This Takes Place After The End Of Drastic Voyage Pt II
Malory: Well?
Archer: Sorry, I Don't. I Just Put On These To Sound Smart.
The Others Groaned.
In The New Mexico Desert, Sterling Archer, Lana Kane With Baby AJ, Dr. Krieger, Cheryl Tunt, Pam Poovey, Malory Archer and Ray Gillette In A Wheelbarow, dying Were Trying To Hitch A Ride Back Home.
Lana: Great, Now We're All Going To Die Because Of The Stupid CIA!
Cyril: Actually, Let's Blame Krieger For Destroying The Computer!
Krieger: They Doubted Me!
Archer: Both Of You, Shut Up!
Malory: All Three Of You, Shut Up!
AJ Started Crying.
Lana: Nice Going, Gee-Baw!
Malory: Don't Call Me Gee-Baw!
Then A Car Pulled Up on the side of the road that they were on.
It was A Silver Jaguar CX75.
A Person Came Out Of The Jaguar.
He Had Blond Short Hair, Late 40s And Wore A Black Tie Tuxedo with White Cuffs.
Another Person came out Of The Car.
He Had Brown Hair, Wore Glasses and A Dark Blue Tuxedo with a Blue And White Striped Tie.
Archer: Who Are You?
?I: Names Bond, James Bond. Agent 007, Secret Intelligence Service.
?II: Gary Unwin, Codname:Eggsy, Kingsman Service.
Everyone Except Archer's jaws Dropped.
Archer: Impossible, James Bond is a Movie, So Take Off You're Mask, Faker.
He Grabbed Bond's Cheek, Causing The British Agent To Pull Out His Gun.
Bond: Let Go Of My Cheek, Please.
Archer Then Stumbled Back in Shock.
Archer: Oh My God, You're Really James Bond! I'm-
Bond: Sterling Archer, I Know.
Eggsy: We All Know Who You Are.
Malory: Well, What Do You Want?
Bond Then Handed Her A Piece Of Paper.
Bond: You All Have Been Reinstated By Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, With The Approval Of You're President.
Lana: Well, We Can't Work In Espionage Because Of The CIA.
Bond: Don't Worry, You'll Won't Work For Them, But We're Going Back There.
Pam: Why?
Bond: You'll See When We Get There.
Eggsy: What's Wrong With Ray Gillette?
Malory: Oh, He's Dying.
Bond: We'll Get Him To The Infirmary There.
Lana: How? You're Car Is Too Small To Transport All of Us.
Bond: I Got That Covered.
Bond Called On His Phone.
Bond: Yeah, Bring It In.
A Hummer Limo Came Up To Them.
Malory Shrieked With Excitement.
Out Came A British Soldier And He And Bond Saluted Each Other And They Exchanged Keys.
Bond: Take My Car To The Plane, I'll Join You In A Little Bit.
Soldier: Yes Sir, Mr. Bond.
Bond And Eggsy Got In The Front Seats While Everyone Got In The Back With Pam Carrying Ray.
Both Cars Drove In Opposite Directions.
Chapter 2, Coming Soon
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