I don't own star wars,or Jar Jar Binks .I do,however,own this story .Enjoy!
The planet of Hoth was a bleak,barren,place .Snowstorms raged across the -220 degrees celcius landscape .At first glance,the area was empty,but one tuned in with the Force would have felt something Dark,something dangerous,something that would have sent Darth Sidious crying in fear for his mommy .
Which caused Darth Vader to smack the old Sith around the ears and tell him to"GET A GRIP!"
But that's beside the point .
For you see,my esteemed readers this unspeakable menace was...
"Measa cold!",cried the menace .For fear of permanently scarring your mind,(in which I will definitely be sued),I shall not launch myself into descriptions of this despicable...umm...creature ,(Why would you check into this story if you didn't know who he is?)which will save cyberspace,brainspace,and several lawsuits .
Jar Jar Binks stood in the cold,shivering ."Why eest measa sheevering?I is wanto shelter!" .The quivering mass of filth stared around shaking his head,icicles dropping off his ear stumps which had (to our great delight) fallen off .
Suddenly,a massive stomp reverbrated against the landscape .A shadow went over him .With a mechanical groan,the foot steped down .
Jar Jar Binks head cracked at the initial contact as if an egg under an elephant .But before his brain could spill over like Jello from a cup,the foot crunched down,pulverizing Jar Jars organs,splattering offal around .Excruciating pain shot through Jar Jar Binks,and with a final"MEEEESSSAAAAA HHUUUUUURRRRRRTTTTTSSS!",his fragile body gave in to the incredible pressure of the AT-ATs foot .
The Imperial Walker strode on,leaving Jar Jars virtually flat carcass on the ground,more repulsive than a hundred squashed roaches,a stain tainting the otherwise pure Hoth snow .
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