Just a random one-shot i got from watching scrubs here you go
DISCLAIMER- i wish i could but its not logically possible
Gay Chicken?
Edward was sitting on the couch watching TV when Emmett came and interrupted him."Hey Eddie wanna play a game?"Emmett asked hoping for a yes.
Edward heard his thoughts but already decided. "No and don't call me Eddy!"
"Please its fun."
"No!"
"once just once please."Emmett was on his knees begging with puppy dog eyes that were adorably funny.
"Fine... whats it called?" Edward asked but regrets asking immediately.
"Gay Chicken.I got the game from some sitcom its fun i promise." Emmet said not doing the puppy dog eyes anymore.
"NO WAY AM I PLAYING THAT!!!!!!!!!!!"Edward yelled happy evryones our hunting."how do you even play a dumb sounding game like that?"
"Easy just try and kiss a guy and the first person to back out loses."
"Fine!"
Edward and Emmett were prociding to kiss up until ther lips were an inch apart and then Jasper came in catching the two in the act.
"So this is what happens when we leave you guys alone. im so telling Rosalie & bella and well,every one."Jasper said as he ran back out side. moments later they herd a lot of laughter and hid in their rooms for a few weeks.
short crappy one-shot i just wrote this for no reason except out of bordem so please revew.