I CAN'T STAND RELENA SO I WROTE THIS!!! O.o; * cough*

Anyways, Relena is singing it yes I know what you're all saying, RELENA SINGING??? That's why I have earmuffs ready =)

Bob: Just shut up..

Duckie: *sniff * Fine * disappears*

It's from 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua THAT MEANS THAT I DO NOT OWN THE SONG!!!! OR GUNDAM WING!

Ps: It isn't good..but.hey I hate her! NO FLAMES!!!

{We find our heroes staring up at Heero's gundam, were Relena is wearing an ugly pink wedding gown and is holding a mike..}

Hi Heero!

Die Relena

Aren't you gonna kill me?

Yes!

Ya! I always knew you loved me!

(She starts to sing..*hands people earmuffs*)

(Chorus)

I´m a desperate bimbo, in a gundam world

Being annoying, is fantastic.

Heero can't you see, I love you yes I do!

Saying you hate me, must mean that you love me!

Come on Relena; let me shoot you!

(Chorus)

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,

Curse at me; say you'll kill me 'cause I know that I'm your darling!

You are my hero, Heero with Gundam Wing, feel the pinkish thing,

kiss me here, touch me there, I know you love me!

You can touch; you can play, if you say, "You're gonna kill me!"

OH HEERO!..

(Chorus)

SHUT UP BIMBO LET ME KILL YOU!

(4 times)



Say you'll kill me, Make me scream, do whatever you please,

I can act like that braided baka(1), I can beg on my knees.

Come jump in, in my pink limo, be my hero, let us be together

hit the town, fool around, let's kill ozzie!

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "You love me"

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "You love me"

GOD FREAKIN' DAMNIT RELENA SHUT UP! (4 times)

(2x Chorus)

Come on Relena let me kill ya!

(4 times)

Oh, Heero I love you! You're my hero!

Well Relena, I'm gonna kill you now!

Oh, I love you too Heero!



{Relena stops singing, and Heero glares at her, and is about to shoot but in the last minute aliens abduct her}

~~



Bob: That was horrible. and strange..

Duckie: I know..*sigh*

I DON'T THINK HE IS A BRAIDED BAKA BUT IT KIND-OF FIT!

OSH AND SOME LINES STAYED THE SAME 'CAUSE THEY FIT!

~

BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DUCKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!