Eddy's Horrible Accident
Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd n' Eddy blah blah blah all that good stuff.
One day in school the Eds were in their last class of the day, Math. It was the class Eddy hated the most, and the class that Double D liked the most, other than Science. And of course, Ed didn't really care.
"This class lasts forever," groaned Eddy.
"NO TALKING EDDY!" screamed their math teacher, Mr. Smith. "You know what, no more warnings for you mister. Detention after school!"
"What warnings?!" exclaimed Eddy. "You never gave me a single warning!" Eddy would end up going to the principal's office for yelling at a teacher.
When the bell rang, everyone left the classroom except for poor Eddy. Detention had started, and he was stuck there for two hours. Mr. Smith handed Eddy a stack of paper and told him to write a ten page report on the bad students of Peach Creek High. Mr. Smith told Eddy to included himself in the report. Eddy got started on a long project.
"No talking," said Mr. Smith, despite Eddy being the only student in the room. Eddy wanted to yell at him again but he thought better of it. Eddy raised his hand.
"Can I go to the bathroom?" he asked.
"Yes," said Mr. Smith. "But I will have to look over your shoulder while you urinate." Eddy stared at him and continued to work on his paper.
Two hours later, Eddy was done with the report just in time to get out of detention. As Eddy was walking through the halls towards the front door of the school, It started to downpour outside. Eddy threw a fit in the hallway.
"NO TALKING!" screamed Mr. Smith from down the hall. Eddy sighed and continued to walk towards the front door.
It had been a terrible day for Eddy. He missed the bus at the beginning of the day. He had to walk about five miles to school and was late. He got lunch detention for the tardy. He got an F on every single assignment that day, the first time he had ever done that. He got stuffed in a locker by a bully. And of course, he got detention for yelling at the teacher. It was a forgetful day.
Eddy walked outside and it was darker than usual because of the thunderstorm. It was cold, about 45 degrees Fahrenheit. This just added to the sequence of terrible events that occured during the day. Eddy crossed a street in which he did not look both ways before crossing. He slipped on a puddle and fell to the ground. He slowly got up. As he did that, a car was speeding about 20 mph over the speed limit down the road toward Eddy.
"AHHHH!!" yelled Eddy. He felt like a statue. He was so freaked out he couldn't jump out of the way. The driver behind the wheel was drunk, so he might not have seen Eddy. Eddy saw the headlights come closer and closer and closer to his body.
Then, complete darkness.
END OF CHAPTER 1