***DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. ***

NOTE: this story contains drugs and violence and may contain some sex scenes later on. Also there is a lot of cussing. If any of these offend you, please don't read. Thank you and enjoy :)

Chapter One:

4:20am

It was late. And I lay in my bed bored as fuck. Why must I be grounded on a Friday night? I'm a fucking Uchiha. Itachi was aloud out. But why not me?

I was startled by the load roar coming from my cell phone that lay on my nightstand. I picked it up and read a text that said:

From: Naruto

You're coming out tonight. Meet me out here in 5 minutes.

Sent: 11:35 pm.

I was confused and didn't get what he meant. And just as I was about to send a reply, a small rock hit my window.

I hulled myself out of bed and walk across my room and peered out my window. And of course, I could see Naruto, Gaara, Kiba and Neji standing in my front yard staring up at me.

Naruto placed two hands around his mouth and followed up with a loud shout roaring from his lips.

"Hey ass wipe! Get your ass down here! My nipples are getting hard!"

I opened my window and shout whispered back.

"Shut the fuck up you moron! Do you WANT my parents to wake up?"

"What? Sorry I can't hear you over my huge ass nipples! Get your ass down here you cunt!" Naruto shouted back. What an ass hole he was.

I signaled them to wait a minute and I closed my window and ran to my closet.

I grabbed my favorite jacket and slipped on a pair of old ragged skinny jeans and slipped on my shoes. I grabbed my phone and walked out of my room and quietly shut the door behind me. I didn't bother doing that thing where you stuff pillows under your bed sheets. My parents never come into my room anyways.

I continued to tip toe down the dark hallway. As I passed my parents room, I could hear the loud sound of snoring. I heard a grunt and I froze in my tracks. It was quiet for a moment then the snoring started up again as did I.

I made my way down the stairs and slipped out the front door onto my porch.

"Ah, there he is! Ole' Sasuke Uchia himself! Glad you could make it!" Gaara shouted while smacking my back with his hand and resting his arm over my shoulder. He smelled strongly of alcohol and walked very sluggishly. It was then that I realized he was carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels in his other hand. He took a sip and raised his bottle in the air and began to sing.

"Drink the 40 oz! Get crunk in the club! Throw your bottles in the air like you don't give a FUCK!" he then chugged down some more Jack Daniels and whipped his mouth on his sleeve. He was clearly drunk.

"Why did you drag me out here?" I asked not paying any attention to Gaara's drunken head resting by my neck as he slurred random sentences into my ear with his eyes just barely open.

"We're gonna party, man!" Exclaimed Naruto as he turned to Kiba and said,

"Hey. Do my nipples feel hard to you?" Naruto thrusted his chest in the air. Without hesitation, Kiba rubbed Naruto's nipples with his fingers and looked up at the sky as if in thought.

"Hmmm…there is defiantly some hard nipple action going on there." He finally said with a thoughtful look on his face. Neji couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Kiba stopped rubbing Naruto's nipples. Thank God for that.

We all headed down the pitch-black street. Gaara was half asleep and drooling all over my jacket. Yet, he still managed to keep on drinking.

"Where are we going?" I asked after about 5 minutes of listening to Kiba and Naruto have a long conversation about nipples and the sound of Neji's laughter.

After a while Naruto turned and faced me while walking backwards.

"We're going back to Gaara's place. His parents are out of town and he's got some good shit." Just as Naruto said that, Gaara raised his bottle and murmured into my shoulder,

"Tis shit is bombest shit."

"Ha! Good to know your still alive. But you better gimme that bottle before you drink yourself dead." Naruto reached for Gaara's bottle and Gaara lunged his arm away and moaned,

"Nooo is mine you bitch." It was funny cause his eyes were closed, yet he managed to move his arm freely and speak.

"Come on man! You wanna die before we smoke your bomb ass weed?"

"That's my weed. Hands off you mother fucking fucker." Gaara moaned.

"Well, if you die, more for us." Naruto tried to hold back a smirk.

"Fine. You punk ass. Take it." Gaara lifted the bottle and dropped it. He left his hand in the air with his fingers spread open for about a minute. Then dropped his arm by his waste. The bottle just made a big crash against the pavement. What a hysterical sight it was. I couldn't help but join in with the laughter that filled the cool night air.

We got to Gaara's house and walked right in.

"Honey! Im home!" Shouted Neji as he was the first to walk through the door.

"As am I Bitches!" Kiba grabbed his crotch and pointed a finger above his head and did some weird dance as he entered. Naruto walked in the doorway and stood there for a second as he lifted his head to the ceiling and began to shout,

"Lets tear this shit up!" and then continued to walk in.

I was the last to enter the dark house with a drunk Gaara hanging on my shoulder.

"What should I do with little red here?" I motioned my head toward Gaara.

"Jus throw him on the couch. He'll wake up." Naruto pointed to the couch as he made his way upstairs. I assumed he went straight for the weed cause once he reached the top of the stairs I heard a loud scream come from his direction.

"HOLY FUCK! JACK POT!"

Kiba and Neji laughed at that clever comment Naruto had made.

"HAHAHA! JACK…..POT! HAHAHA! CAUSE HE FOUND THE POT! HAHAHA" Kiba was laughing so hard he was hold his sides while Neji was whipping tears away from his eyes. I laughed along too as we left Gaara on the couch while the rest of us went up stairs.

When I got to the top of the stairs, I could see a purple light at the end of a dark hallway. As I headed for the room the light was coming from, I could smell the sweet scent of fresh Marijuana.

I turned into the room, and there…..right before my very eyes…..was a grow room. 10 tall plants stood along the wall. I could see Naruto out of the corner of my eye rummaged through the crop that was all ready harvested and packed into clear bags.

"How much we got?" asked Neji as he walked over to glare over Naruto's shoulder.

"I would say….about a pound." Replied Naruto still estimating the weed.

"DAY-UM." Exclaimed Kiba from beside me. Then he raised his hand and shouted,

"I'LL GET THE BONG!" and he ran out of the room.

All I could do was stare and admire the tall green plants. They smelled wonderful. And I couldn't wait to taste the smoke on the back of my tongue.

Naruto turned around and motioned us out of the room. He had a large bag in his hand full of crop. My mouth was drooling.

We made our way back down the hall and down the stairs to the living room. We sat down on the floor in a circle next to the couch Gaara was laying on.

Then Kiba ran down the stairs with a purple and black bong in his hand. But as he got to the last step, I heard a thud. Turns out that dumbass tripped and fell flat on his face on the hardwood floor. There was a pause followed by a load moan.

"Dude! Is-" Naruto began to ask. But Kiba's loud voice interrupted him. He took a deep breath after each word.

"The. Bong. Is. Ok." He shouted as he raised the hand that held the bong up into the air. He still lay there not moving a muscle. Naruto ran over to him.

"Omg! Are you ok?" Naruto grabbed the bong and stroked it as he walked back to the circle. He just left Kiba there on the floor to fend for himself.

Kiba managed to get up and walk over to the circle and sit down. Naruto motioned to open the bag, but stopped and left us all in suspense. He started to check things off.

"Lighter?"

"Check." Replied Neji as he threw the lighter in the middle of the circle next to the bong.

"Bong?"

"Check."

"Weed?"

"Check."

"Air Freshener?"

"Check."

"Water IN bong?"

"Check."

Everything seemed to be there so Naruto carefully ripped open the bag and pinched some weed out and placed it in the bong.

"GREEN!" shouted Naruto.

"Douse!" Shouted Kiba.

"Trips!" I shouted.

"Quad." Sighed Neji. Gaara was obviously last in line to take a hit.

Naruto perched his lips around the top of the bong. He took the lighter and cornered the weed until he got a strong enough hit. He inhaled. Took a quick breath. And inhaled again. He passed the bong over to Kiba as he held the smoke in and slowly let it out. A mist filled the room.

The smell of the weed must of woke Gaara cause at that instant he sprained up and slid off the couch and into the circle.

"Fuckin bitch weren't gonna wake me! Ah shit. Looks like I'm last." Gaara rubbed his eyes and watched Kiba take a hit.

The bong came to my hands.

Light.

Inhale.

Breath.

Pass.

It went like that for a few hits until we had to fill the bong again. I started to feel my high. It was great. We all sat there. Not knowing what the hell was going on. But we were all having the time of our lives.

I slowly turned my intoxicated head over to look at Gaara. His head was against the couch while the rest of his body was sprawled out. His eyes were barely open. I laughed at the sight of the red haired boy in front of me. Everyone met my glare and laughed as well.

"Nuh. Shut up. Ima be…. ima be spider man and ima whoop yo assets." Gaara slurred dazedly.

"I gots me dee munchies." Said Naruto.

"Oooo. Lets order a pizza!" Kiba suggested. Naruto took 5 minutes to search for his phone that was laying right on his lap. He picked it up and began to dial.

"Wait…was the number?" he asked.

"Uh….o shit! I don't know. Call 911. Maybe they can tell us." Answered Kiba.

The conversation went on like this:

Neji: No bitch. That's for when you're dying.

Kiba: But we are dying. Look at Gaara. He's half stoned to death.

Naruto: If we don't get food soon then ima die of hunger! I'm shit hungry!

Kiba: Call nine eleven dumbass.

Naruto: Ok. What's the number?

Kiba: I think its….9…..uh…..1…..and another 1.

Naruto: Shhh….its ringing.

911: 911 what's your emergency?

Naruto: Yes. Hello. Im hungry and I need a pizza. Make it a large with those spicey circle things.

911: Sir, this is 911. Not pizza hut.

Naruto: Oooo. Can you get me to pizza hut?

911: Sir, we have to keep the lines open for people in dying need.

Naruto: But we are in dying need! Gaara is dying! He needs food fast before…hello?

Kiba: Hi

Naruto: Not you idiot. The phone lady. Hello? You there?

Kiba: Im right here!

Naruto: Shut up! The phone lady hung up. There must have been a fire cause I heard a loud beep.

Kiba: Fuck. Where we gonna get food?

Naruto: I have some place called PIZZA in my phone. Lets call it!

Kiba: Mmmmm…pizza sounds goooood.

Naruto: Yes! Mister pizza guy? Can I has a large pizza with the spicey circles and a beer?

Pizza Guy: You mean pepperonis and root beer?

Naruto: OH! That sounds good! That too!

Pizza Guy: Is this Naruto?

Naruto: Whoa. How'd you know my name?

Pizza Guy: You…never mind. I'll be right there with the pizza.

Naruto hung up the phone and reached for the bong. As we waited for our food, we took as many hits as we could. Before we knew it, we smoked the whole bag of weed. We were fucked up.

The door bell rang and Neji hid behind the TV thinking it was the cops. Kiba just stared at the door with a blank expression on his face. He was out of it. Naruto sluggishly got up and made his way to the door. Dragging his feet as he walked. He had to stop a few times to remember what he was doing.

He opened the door, grabbed the pizza and the pop, and slammed the door shut, turned around, and made his way back to the circle. He sat down and dropped the box in front of us. We all rushed toward the food like animals. Hardly chewing anything. We didn't bother to get cups. We just passed the bottle around till it was empty.

After we ate, we fell asleep.

As I slowly opened my eyes, I sat up. I rubbed my eyes and tried to wake myself up.

"Crazy ass dream." I said to myself while trying to adjust to the light.

"Whaa?" moaned the half asleep Neji on the floor beside me.

"GAH!" I screamed. Everyone shot up and screamed along with me.

"What! What happened!" shouted Naruto.

"ITS MORNING AND IM NOT HOME! I HAVE TO GO HOME RIGHT NOW!" I yelled while getting up.

"Dude. You're already out. If they cared, they would of called by now." Gaara yawned. "So chill."

I sighed in relief. Gaara did have a point. Naruto and Kiba began to clean up and spray the air to hide the smell of weed. While they were doing that, me, Gaara and Neji played the sentence game. Its where everyone goes in a circle and says one word to form a sentence. This is how it went:

Gaara: I

Neji: Love

Me: Booty

Gaara: That

Neji: Bounces

Me: Like

Gaara: Kittehs.

Neji: You dumbass! That doesn't make sense!

Gaara: Its not suppose to!

Neji: Say something else!

Gaara: No! I like kittehs! Sides, that's not how you play the game. So it stays! So MEH! *sticks out tongue to Neji*

Neji: Urgh. Whatever. Sasuke, you start.

Me: Dinosaurs

Gaara: Have

Neji: Large

Gaara: TOE NAILS!

Neji: DUMBASS! ITS SASUKE'S TURN!

Gaara: I DON'T CARE!

Neji: Your stupid.

Gaara: Whatever. Just start.

Neji: Ok. Don't mess it up this time!

Neji: Condoms

Me: Are

Gaara: Flexible

Neji: When

Me: Tarder Sauce

Gaara: Is

Neji: Smeared

Me: On

Gaara: Donkeys.

Neji: You're a dumbass.

Gaara: Cunt.

Neji: Homo.

Gaara: Drag queen.

Neji: Transvestite.

Gaara: *glares at Neji*

Gaara: Chonch burger fucking confused homosexual faggot.

Neji was about to reply to the little cuss off he and Gaara were having, but Naruto interrupted him.

"Hey Pherb! I know what we're gonna do today!" Naruto shouted. Neji and Gaara played along.

"What? Are we gonna build a rocket ship!" Neji replied.

"Or a ladder that goes all the way to the moon!" Gaara added. Naruto smirked.

"Nooo. We're gonna PARTY!" Naruto screamed till he was out of air. Neji, Kiba, and Gaara cheered and 'whooted'.

"Fuck ya motha fucka!" Gaara screeched.

"Lets go back to my place. My brother might have some stuff." I suggested.

"What about your parents?" asked Naruto.

"Who gives a fuck? Their probably already out anyway."

"Too Sasuke's house!" Naruto cheered.

We all ran out the door and headed down the street. We saw some guys moving slowly in a car down the road. Their faces were covered and all the windows were rolled down.

"UCHIA!"

One of them shouted. We all stopped dead in our tracks and focused our attention at the guy in the passenger seat.

"Little Uchia!"

Another guy shouted from the back seat. The car came to a stop.

"Do I know you?" I asked confused. They all laughed simultaneously.

"Come on man! You don't member me? I'm in the Akatsuki with your brother man!" The guy in the passenger seat had a wide grin on his face. Yes. Now I remember these guys. Their always at my house getting wasted with my brother. When I was younger I use to sit in the back seat of the car and watch the people they shot when they decided to do a random drive by shooting on another gang. Yes. My brother was in a gang. Yes. I've hung out with gang bangers. The rumor is that I'm going to end up joining the gang. But I don't know if I will or not.

"Oh yeah." Was all I managed to say.

"Where you headed Lil' Uchia? We can give you and your friends a lift it ya want." The man in the passenger seat offered. After looking closely, I could tell that it was Pein.

"Nah. We're jus goin back to my house to raid Itachi's stash." I answered.

"Raid? What you gotta do that for? We can hook you up." He motioned for me to come up to the car.

"Here," he said, "Take this. You didn't get it from me." I held out my hand. He set a purple velvet bag in my hand.

"What's this?" I asked.

"Acid," he replied, "It will fucking BLOW YOUR MIND. But be warned. Even though this shit can give you a great high, it can also give you the worst high you have ever had in your entire life. Its like a fucking nightmare until you sober up." I looked up into his eyes. I've always heard of acid. But never got the chance to try it. I was stoked.

"Well I gotta run Lil' Uchia. Catch ya later." He tossed his hand in the air for a symbol of good-bye and the car drove off. I turned around to look at my friends that had a confused look on their face. We stood there in silence staring at each other. I broke the silence by screaming.

"SCORE!" I screamed. Everyone still looked confused.

"We have Acid." I confirmed. At that moment they all cheered and high fived each other.

"FUCK YEAH!" shouted Naruto as he put his arm around my shoulders.

"Off to Lil' Uchia's!" he shouted while pointing toward my house.

We got to my house and we stumbled through the door laughing and cheering. My parents were out and Itachi was nowhere to be found. I stopped laughing as soon as I realized that everyone grew quite. We all stood there in the quite room. I looked to see what was wrong. And there…in the middle of the room…stood a dark figure. It was so dark in the room that all I could see was the portrait of a person's body. I couldn't make out who it was.

The strange figure lit a cigarette. In the light from the flame, I could see a strand of pink hair.

The figure blew out some smoke and said softly,

"I've been waiting for you…Sasuke Uchia."