Oh my god, a spider!

by brightmoor

Marly abuse, bigtime. I severely dislike Number XI. Nothin' personal, fangirlies. Contains creepy Vexen, girly Marly, and badarse Xigbar. Also swearing.

"Oh my GOD! Aaah! Kill it kill it kill it!"

The girly scream could only have belonged to one person: Number XI. Or Xion. Or Larxene. Heck, even Demyx. But everyone knew that it was Marluxia.

"Marluxia! Shut up, damn it," Saïx growled. "We're tryin'a sleep."

"But Saïx ! A spider!"

"God damn it. Someone go and kill the frickin' spider," shouted Xaldin.

"Buncha wimps. I'll do it," replied Xigbar.

He marched down the corridor to Marluxia's room and stomped on the spider. Marluxia squeed and tried to give him a hug, but Xigbar gave him a "don't even" look.

Everyone went to sleep, except Vexen, for Vexen does not sleep. He waits.

The same thing happened again the next night.