TRI: After this, I will update like normal. I just wanted to write about one weird thing I did. It is funny, at least in my opinion. Enjoy. (This takes place in "Uncles and Hanyous". This takes place a couple weeks after where my newest chapter ended.)
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
Kagome, Simon, and Inuyasha had just gone to Kagome's time in order to restock for their journey. Since her family had gone to Kyoto for the weekend, there wasn't much to do. Kagome went to take a bath, and Inuyasha was sleeping in Kagome's room. Simon, on the other hand, was petting Buyo.
About a minute later, Buyo had gone to sleep, so Simon started wondering around the house. When he entered the dining room, he almost ran into a stupidly tall set of shelves. Wondering when the Higurashi family had gotten the shelf, (it wasn't there a few weeks before) he started checking the shelves for something that might be able to preoccupy him.
On the very bottom shelf, he found something very interesting. It was a stuffed version of the Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland!
"So, we meet again."
Carefully picking the Cheshire Cat up, he took it over to the dining table and set it down. Staring at it he said, "I won't lose this time!"
two hours later
Kagome had just finished getting dressed, and she was hungry.
After making some dinner, and some ramen for Inuyasha, she walked into the dining room just in time to see a very strange sight. Her uncle was sitting in a chair, staring at her Cheshire Cat!
After a couple minutes of ignoring him, she got up from her chair and tapped her uncle's shoulder. "Simon, are you okay?"
When he didn't respond right away, she started panicking. He could have died or slipped into a coma or…something. As she was thinking about calling an ambulance, Simon blinked and stared right at her.
"Kagome, why did you bother me?"
"I-I was worried."
At this, he got up and started yelling. "Damnit, I almost won this time!"
"What are you talking about?"
"For years, this…cat has taunted me. I was about to put him in his place, and then YOU had to come and bother me!"
"Uh, Inuyasha!"
Inuyasha poked his head through the doorway. "What!"
"Change of plans, we're going back. Come help me with my uncle, I think he's gone crazy."
Upon hearing this, Inuyasha grabbed Simon's right arm and Kagome grabbed his left arm. Then they dragged him towards the well. All the while, Simon was threatening the stuffed animal.
"Damn you, Cheshire. Next time, I swear I'll beat you, you smug bastard."
TRI: Strange, huh? Other than the cussing, this is a relatively true story. It all started before a play I was in during high school. the play wasn't to start for another hour, and I was bored. I noticed that my teacher had a stuffed animal version of the Cheshire Cat. I don't know why, but I started having a staring contest with it! About 14 minutes later, one of my friends came to tell me to get ready to go on. I then said "Dangit, I almost won. 'Till next time, Cheshire."
From then on, I had a staring contest with Cheshire whenever I was bored.
R&R (Feel free to call me weird, I know I am.)