Hello all. I've been reading stories on here for quite a while, but I finally got around to writing. I hope this is funny.
So, without any more babble, let's rock......
The Legend of Nukem: Duke it out in Hyrule
Chapter 1: Where the Hell am I?
Duke Nukem was bored. Nothing to do. No aliens, strip clubs were closed for some holiday Duke didn't remember, and he had exceeded the legal firearm limit by about 6,000, so he couldn't get any new guns.
Duke wandered the streets looking for something to do. Even the normal sounds of day were gone. What was going on? And what the hell was that music? It sounded like......
Duke paused as a flash of light filled his sight, the light had a faint greenish tinge, and the weird music had swelled even louder than before. He closed his eyes for a second, and when he opened them, he was in a totally different place. Instead of skyscrapers, he saw trees, wildflowers had replaced traffic fumes, and some kinda ruins were built into a cliff above him. A small stump was sitting below them, and on that stump a little girl with green hair was playing an instrument that looked like an ocarina.
The girl finished her song and lowered the ocarina.
"Welcome to Hyrule, Duke Nukem," she said, "I am Saria, and I brought you here because we need your help."
"What the....." Duke started, but Saria continued.
"There is a threat to Hyrule that we need your help with," Saria said, "There is an evil being called Ganon who abducted our hero Link. We need you to get him back."
"Where the hell am I?" Duke asked, still taking in everything.
"You're in the Sacred Forest Meadow, in Hyrule," Saria answered, "Now hurry, go out of here to Hyrule Field. Good luck."
Ummmm, ok, Duke thought, Didn't have anything better to do anyway.
Yes I know it's kinda dumb. More soon.
So, without any more babble, let's rock......
The Legend of Nukem: Duke it out in Hyrule
Chapter 1: Where the Hell am I?
Duke Nukem was bored. Nothing to do. No aliens, strip clubs were closed for some holiday Duke didn't remember, and he had exceeded the legal firearm limit by about 6,000, so he couldn't get any new guns.
Duke wandered the streets looking for something to do. Even the normal sounds of day were gone. What was going on? And what the hell was that music? It sounded like......
Duke paused as a flash of light filled his sight, the light had a faint greenish tinge, and the weird music had swelled even louder than before. He closed his eyes for a second, and when he opened them, he was in a totally different place. Instead of skyscrapers, he saw trees, wildflowers had replaced traffic fumes, and some kinda ruins were built into a cliff above him. A small stump was sitting below them, and on that stump a little girl with green hair was playing an instrument that looked like an ocarina.
The girl finished her song and lowered the ocarina.
"Welcome to Hyrule, Duke Nukem," she said, "I am Saria, and I brought you here because we need your help."
"What the....." Duke started, but Saria continued.
"There is a threat to Hyrule that we need your help with," Saria said, "There is an evil being called Ganon who abducted our hero Link. We need you to get him back."
"Where the hell am I?" Duke asked, still taking in everything.
"You're in the Sacred Forest Meadow, in Hyrule," Saria answered, "Now hurry, go out of here to Hyrule Field. Good luck."
Ummmm, ok, Duke thought, Didn't have anything better to do anyway.
Yes I know it's kinda dumb. More soon.