Xemnas. His name is
The butt of many jokes
...It's just too easy.
Xigbar : "I'm not old.
As if! You stupid kids.
Hey, get off my lawn!"
Xaldin has a spear.
Six of them, in fact.
(He's compensating.)
What exactly does
Vexen do in his lab? Well,
I'd rather not say.
Lexaeus, I think,
Is the only normal one.
He has a big axe.
Zexion is such
A little emo kid. Aw,
Cry, emo kid, cry.
Saïx has cool hair.
He also has a big sword.
Is he Sephiroth?!
A fiery redhead
Who uses too much hairgel?
It must be Axel .
"I like my sitar.
Its name is Arpeggio
And mine in Demyx ."
Luxord likes to play
Games which he knows are rigged, but
He wins anyway.
"Marluxia " is not
A very manly name, but
Don't say that to him.
Larxene is a witch
She is not nice to Roxas
So I don't like her.
Roxas : the hero.
Key of Destiny, and
Sora's Nobody.
"Xion is a girl?
Well, that's news to me,"
Said Roxas one day.
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Personally, I
Think AkuRoku is cute,
But not that they're gay.
Xaldin has dreadlocks.
Can you say dreadlocks, children?
No? Then go away.
Vexen is creepy.
His scary old-pervert laugh
Gave nightmares to me.