A/N: Hello, everyone!
I had to do this poem
I really, did, you see
If I didn't I'd be eaten by plot bunnies
And that just doesn't work for me
So relax and enjoy this little ride
But don't you worry, see
'Cause I own nothing
Honestly!
If I did, where do you think I'd be?
Sure as hell not here. Now come on, how many other authors do you know that write their notes in poetry form? Be honest. Think about that while you read….
YUGIOH, ABC'S!
A is for Atemu
A pharaoh that is most fair
He could be quite imposing
If it weren't for all that hair
B is for Bakura
(Which one, we haven't a clue)
Although one will probably kill you
Then steal your favorite shoe
C-- The Celtic Guardian
The only character we know
Whose name starts with a "C"
And is actually in the show
D is for Dark Magician
Also known as "Black"
But say that to his face
And he'll have to kick your-
E is for Exodia
Undefeated, to this day
Unless you count that one time
When his limbs got blown away
F is for Flame Swordsman
Yet another card
And although I do not envy that dress
To defeat him would be hard
G is for Gozaburo
Kaiba's jerk of a dad
Most of us here would like to see
Someone punch him in the 'nads
H here stands for Honda
The man named after the car
We don't know much about him
'Cause face it, he's not the star
I is for Ishizu
Egyptian Exposé
Her visions sometimes fail her
And usually get in the way
J is for Jounouchi
Dumb but really cute
Kind of like a puppy
If you think like shippers do
K will stand for Kaiba
Though Seto's his real name
His dream is to duel Atemu
And beat him at a children's game
L is for Leonardo
(Don't ask us who he is)
For the life of me, I can't remember
Exactly what he did
M now stands for Marik
Or Malik, whatever you say
'Cause the fandom can't decide
The right way to say his name
N's the letter for Noa
A very jealous kid
He wanted what belongs to Kaiba
Just like every other character did
O is for the tormentor
Obelisk is his name
Though if you really want to control him
You yourself cannot be sane
P belongs to Pegasus
One of the many men we knew
Who played with children's card games
And loved them, through and through
For Q we have no owner
It's very sad to say
That all of the competitors
Were somehow scared away
R goes to Ryuugi
Dice-Boy, as they say
An unhealthy fetish for board games
Haunts him to this day
Letter S belongs to Set
Who's got the shortest name on the show
Kabia's his reincarnation
Which explains a lot, you know
For T we will say Tea
With a name spelled like the drink
Her very scary friendship speeches
Will drive us to the brink
U is for Ushio
(Who he could be, we don't know)
Wasn't he that bully
That appeared in season zero?
The V here stands for Varon
Alister's his other name
His silly games on moterbikes
Have caused the show much shame
W? What do you mean?
We have no character for it?
Are you sure there aren't any out there
That make a perfect fit?
X is also all alone
Unless you count GX,
But no one really wants to
'Cause that just kills the flow
Y of course is Yugi
The star that we all know
With leather pants and funky hair
He certainly steals the show
Z, our final letter
Stands for none other than Mr. Zork
So review before he kills you
And fries you up like pork!
Tee hee. That was fun. Now I'm off to go do something productive with my time…. *Wanders off*
R&R!
-Eggy