Hello, this is my first bleach fic.
please tell me if the characters are what they sound like in Bleach (personality, interests, etc.)
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"Good evening!" Urahara Kisuke held up his fan in front of his face. In front of him was Kurosaki Ichigo, Kuchiki Rukia, Inoue Orihime, Sado Yasutora, Ishida Uryu, Kon, Ririn, Cloud, Nova, Shihoin Yoruichi, Tsukabishi Tessai, Hanakari Jinta, Tsumugiya Ururu, Abarai Renji, Hitsugaya Toshiro, Madarame Ikkaku, Ayasegawa Yumichika, and Matsumoto Rangiku.
"Urahara-san, why the hell are we here?" Ichigo looked toward Kisuke boredly.
"You fool!" Rukia growled kicking Ichigo in the stomach. "We need to know what Soul Society is planning to do for the winter war and we need to train to beat Aizen, the Espadas, and other arrancars."
Ichigo winced as he rubbed the bruise. "Who's the fool, midget!"
"Kurosaki! Kuchiki! Shut up and listen!" Toshiro snapped angrily.
"Toshiro, calm down, it's not like we're going to die if we don't discuss about it," Ichigo said.
"It's Hitugaya- taicho, Kurosaki!" Toshiro growled.
"Ohhhhh, taicho's embarrassed." Rangiku cooed. Toshiro glared at her and scowled.
"Shouldn't we start the meeting now?" Asked Uryu.
"Yep," Orihime agreed nodding her head, her big breast were bouncing up and down. Kon saw Orihime's breast and flew toward her daydreaming.
"Ahhhh, the valley of Gods, my goddess will embrace me and I will be in heave-" BAM! A fist came down punching Kon out of the way.
"Who punched me?" Kon demanded as he popped up from the ground.
"Eh? I did, you got a problem with that?" Ikkaku threatened. "Anyway, you make a good punching bag," BAM!
"Why do these things always happen to me?" Kon groaned with a bloody nose.
"Baldy, you didn't have to do that," Rangiku pointed at Kon.
"Ahhh, a goddess at my side once again," Kon jumped up and ran toward Rangiku. BAM! Rangiku's fist punched his face.
"Who are you calling me baldy?" Ikkaku asked angrily.
"I did 'cause you are a baldy, right Ichigo?" Rangiku demanded.
"I'm not going to be in this argumen-, wait, stop Rangiku-san." Ichigo said blushing madly while covering part of his eye. Rangiku was lifting part of her skirt up.
"Hmmmmm, fine." She pouted and started to unbutton her shirt.
"Ohhhhhh, the valley of Gods," Kon cried picking himself up from the ground. "I will be right ther-, eh? Ack, I can't breathe, I'm dying." Ichigo was stepping on him when he was going to Rangiku. "Ichigo, let me go!" Kon yelled from underneath Ichigo's foot. All he got was a grunt. "Boo hoo," Kon cried. "Why do these things always happen to me?"
"Oi, aren't we starting, if we don't get anything done, Kuchiki- taicho will throw me out of his Division." Renji demanded.
"Shut up pineapple," Ichigo said.
"Who's the pineapple, carrot-head," Renji retorted.
"Why you," Ichigo yelled angrily standing up.
"If you want a fight you got it," Renji stood up and faced Ichigo angrily.
Rukia kicked them both in the stomach, "Both of you, stop it" She yelled at the two boys.
Renji hesitated for a second, then said "Fine," and sat down.
Ichigo on the other hand got angrier, "Midget, what the hell, you gave me another bruise,"
"But if you haven't gotten into an argument with Renji, I wouldn't had had to kick you, Ichigo," Rukia said.
"What an ugly argument," Commented Yumichika.
"Ah ha ha, Yoruchi-san, don't you think this is amusing?" Kisuke asked the woman next to him.
Yoruchi laughed agreeing, "It's very funny."
Sado watched the exchange of insults quietly.
Ririn, Cloud and Nova were playing cards. "Yea, I won again, give me the money," Cloud said doing a victory dance.
"I'll make you end your winning streak," Cried Ririn. "Time to get serious,"
Nova handing in the money just whispered, "Here" to Cloud.
"Man, I really want to play baseball now," Jinta whined.
"But we can't," Ururu said. "We have to listen to this."
"Shut up Ururu!" Jinta exclaimed. "You always listen to the rules, lighten up!" He pulled at Ururu's bangs.
"Ow, ow ,ow, owwwwww!" Cried Ururu.
Suddenly a dark shadow was in front of them. "Jinta, what are you doing?" Tessai asked as he raised his eyebrow.
Jinta gulped. "You see, Ururu and I were playing, right Ururu?" He looked at her desperately.
Ururu smiled and nodded. Jinta sighed in relief as Tessai accepted her answer and moved away.
"That was close," Jinta slumped on the floor.
"What was close?" Asked a voice.
"Eeeek!" Jinta nearly jumped out of his skin. He slowly turned twoard the source of the voice. "Oh it's you," Jinta said pointing at Kon.
"Yea, so what?" Kon narrowed his eyes.
"You stink!" Jinta grabbed him by the tail. "Oi, freeloader!"
"What?" Came Renji's annoyed reply.
"Freeloader,wash this!" Jinta threw Kon at Renji's face.
"Wait, wait, wa-" Kon panicked. "No, please nooooooooooooooooooo!" Kon was thrown like a useless rag in the air.
"What the hell?" Renji peeled Kon off his face.
"Ooops, I missed," Jinta said innocently.
Renji growled, he pointed to the dizzy Kon, "Why the hell do I have to wash this?"
"You're a freeloader," Jinta pointed out happily. "You eat our food while we work all day to provide you the food." Jinta smirked as Renji looked away guilty. 'Hah, stupid idiot!'
"Fine," Renji scowled.
Suddenly Orihime's stomach growled, everybody looked at her. She laughed, "Hahaha, I'm hungry now. Oh, that's right I should go eat some red bean paste, does anybody want some?" She looked at everybody as they shook their heads. "Okay then," And she skipped to the kitchen.
"Ugh, I don't even know how she eats that," Ikkaku groaned. "I feel sick."
"Such an ugly food," Yumichika looked green in the face.
"Hey, I tasted some of her food and it actually tasted good," Rangiku defended Orihime's cooking skills.
"I haven't tried it yet," Rukia hesitated. "But it looks good."
"Really, then why don't you try it?" Orihime's voice chirped. She was holding a plate of red bean plate.
Rangiku immediantly got a plate of it and started eating, "Mmmmm, it's delicious!"
Rukia got up and got a small amount of red bean paste on her plate, everybody looked at her as she tasted Orihime's food.
"So how was it?" Orihime asked curiously. Rukia didn't answer, the other people in the room were looking at Rukia for her answer.
Rukia smiled, "It's great!"
Orihime pushed a plateful of red bean paste in front of Rukia, "Here, eat more."
Rukia shook her head and quickly rushed to the bathroom and locked the door, then she threw up.
"Nee-san," Kon sighed. "I wonder if she's okay."
Rukia came stumbling out of the bathroom and sat down still feeling sick.
Suddenly a high pitched scream emerged from outside, after that, a wave of reiatsu came crashing down onto the gang and sounds of fighting were heard.
"What the hell was that?" Ikkaku growled as got up.
"That was almost like Kurosaki-san's reiatsu," Orihime said eyes widen.
"No, that was like that traitor, Aizen." Toshiro stood up and grabbed his zanpakuto, Hyorinmaru. "I'm going to kill that bastard!"
"There's no need to," Said a deep voice that was very nostalgia to Rukia, she turned toward the voice who was entering the shop with other people, "We already injured them, but they escaped." He turned toward Urahara, "Can you help her? She was injured pretty badly." A bloody girl was in his arms.
" 'Nee-chan!" Toshiro eyes widened and ran to the girl's side and grabbed her limp hand, " 'Nee-chan, 'Nee-chan!"
"Kaien-dono," Rukia whispered in disbelief when she saw her former lieutenant that was suppose to be dead.
"H-hai, Tessai!" Urahara called out.
The man was at his side at once, "Hai!"
"Tessai, bring Mi-chan to the bed! Orihime, can you use Soten Kisshun on her?" Urahara said.
"Hai!" Orihime said.
Tessai nodded and went to carry the bloodied girl, but Toshiro stopped him.
"No, you aren' t getting 'Nee-chan!" Toshiro growled with wild eyes. "You aren't taking her away from me again!"
Gomen for making Toshiro OOC. Can you please give your opinions on this, I want to know if I need to improve the story, continue the story, or discontinue the story. So give many reviews!!!!!!!REVIEWS! REVIEWS! REVIEWS! Thank you.