EPOV
Right now me and Bella are lying on the bed in my room. She's asleep on her side facing away from me on the middle of the bed and I'm on the edge but still completely on the bed. Anyway, I just thinking about how clumsy she is, and how much I enjoy saving her.
I was just staring at the ceiling lost on thought, when I felt something warm and soft on my stomach. And it caught me completely off guard. So, I gasped, jumped, and . . . Fell off the bed. I have no idea whatsoever how it happened , but I'm on the floor next to my bed completely shocked. Because I fell off the bed.
Bella looked over the edge of the bed at me, giggling, saw my completely shocked expression, and starting laughing hysterically, rolling on the bed. Right when, she turned over, my door burst open.
"I wonder if Bella fell off the bed, again." - Emmett
"Finally!"- Alice
"Oh, my, is Bella hurt?" - Esme
"That sounded a little loud to be Bella…Maybe-Nah" - Rose
"Why is there shock, coming from in there? It really isn't new" - Jasper
"I hope she isn't too hurt. Like last time" - Carlisle
"Did Bells fall off the b-" Emmett started, but stopped when he saw me on the ground. "Edward? What are you do-…oh," then he started laughing like the five year old he is at heart.
"Now I'm shocked" - Jasper
"Funnier than I thought," - Alice
"I knew it sounded louder… but… wow he's probably the first vampire to fall off a bed" - Rose
"…he isn't hurt" - Esme
"Well, at least it wasn't Bella." - Carlisle
Everyone else just stared and when I got up slowly with a dazed expression, they broke down and started laughing hysterically. I just stared at them, still too shocked to say anything. I felt something warm on my forearm and turned around to see Bella, red-faced and trying not to laugh.
"Edward, why- how did you fall off the bed?" she asked in a strained voice, obviously trying very hard to keep from laughing. I, again, just stared at her, and she broke down and started laughing again.
Everyone was still laughing in different positions on the floor, but Carlisle and Esme were the first to recover.
"Edward, how in the world did you fall off the bed? I mean, how did it happen? What were you doing?" Carlisle asked, confused.
I was still completely shocked so all I could manage was a whisper. "I-I was thinking and staring at the ceiling when I felt something warm on my stomach with- which was Bella's hand- and I jumped and-and fell off the bed."
"I can't believe you fell off the bed, Edward. Are you trying to steal Bella's title?" Rosalie said, smirking and staring at Bella, who was still on the bed, with a small smile.
I scowled. "Quiet."
"First vampire to fall off a bed." Jasper mused, aloud. "I would of thought it would be Emmett, you know, if I had to pick a vampire, who would do something so…stupid."
They all started laughing, again. "But-but how did I do it, Carlisle? I don't know how…"
Before he could answer, Bella cut in. "You're spending too much time with me, probably."
Through this whole conversation, we were in the dark, and Bella was still on the bed, and since we are vampires we could still see perfectly. So, when Bella tried to get off the bed, she of course did the predictable and…fell off the bed.
"Ow," she muttered. "See what I mean?"