TAW(TEAM OF ASSHOLE WRITERS) Productions
PJO series is for Rick Riordan and not for the TAW so please do not accuse any members of the TAW on Anything…thank you.
The Flashback
Percy yawned as he heard the DJ play the stupid song again. It was Lollipop by Lil Wayne…and supposedly its supposed to make all the girls horny. Well it wasn't working. At all you can say.
"Percy, my jigga!" a guy walked up to Percy, apparently drunk as hell. "Yo what you doin' homi why don't you go get some girls or some shit y'understand me? Just offer her a draink, and all will be great from there my boy!"
"No thanks Leroy I'm not really in the mood for stupid drunk women that smoke more than 8 packs of cigarettes a day and masturbate in the kitchen. Save me." Percy said rudely.
"Come on man! Come on dawg? Are you really sure about that? Hey, theres one chick that wasn't smoking or drinkin and shes at the bar why don't you check her out?" Leroy pointed to the back of a blonde chick that was just a bit taller than me, was wearing tight jeans, and was sticking her ass out.
"Yeah…why not…thanks Leroy ole buddy ole pal." I smacked him on his face and chased after the girl.
She was sitting beside what looked like a goth dude and a loser. I stood behind her and said,
"Hey."
She turned around immediately, and what Percy saw was probably the most attractive woman of his life. She was my age, which was 17/18, and she had grey eyes, and was wearing a low cut top.
"Hey!" she said, smiling wide.
"Can I buy you a drink?" Percy offered, and smiled likewise.
"Oh, no thanks, I don't drink." She replied, pressing her lips together.
"Annabeth, isn't that-it is!" the goth guy beside her said.
"Annabeth? You're Annabeth?" Percy said interestingly.
"Yes, I sure am." She smiled shyly.
"Wait, do I know you?" Percy scratched his head for a second to try and remember.
"I don't know. What do you think?" Annabeth replied evasively, smiling.
"Can we…walk?" Percy asked suspiciously.
"Sure…" she glanced at the goth guy. "Why not?" she giggled.
Percy moved stealthily out of the club, trying to avoid any of his party buddies. He can't believe she came here! Of all places! How the hell did she find him!? He kept walking and Annabeth followed him step by step until they reached Percy's car.
"Annabeth what the hell are you doing here?" Percy demanded angrily. "I thought I told you not to follow me! Jesus Christ you scared me I thought something was wrong!"
"Whoa, tiger!" she giggled seductively, her hands going up to hold Percy's face.
"Don't touch me! You screwed me over! What the hell are you here for?" Percy whispered fiercely.
Annabeth's face suddenly turned evil. Her eyes became darker and her expression and complexion turned red. "What are you talking about Percy? How you screwed yourself in the butt?"
"No! I remember! Did you know, that my father, Poseidon, had double penetration in his asshole, and you said I did it! I can't believe you said that!" Percy was on the verge of yelling.
Annabeth snickered. "Well I had to get you back for breaking my heart."
"Breaking your heart? What heart? You're the most heartless person…ever!" Percy blew up. Annabeth just laughed, and Percy, in his madness, went for her throat, but caught nothing. Only air. He could hear the loud laughs of Annabeth even as he got in his car and turned the music to its loudest.
Percy woke up viciously, rapidly looking around his room. He took a deep breath, one that would probably keep him alive if he were to swim the Atlantic. He pinched himself again to see if he was still dreaming, but nothing happened. That was a dream alright. A nightmare.
He found himself in last night's clothes : a buttoned up Ralph Lauren shirt and Levis jeans that cost a fortune. In the bed next to his he found a girl with blonde hair…meaning Annabeth Chase. His eyes widened with alarm, only to realize something. The clothes he was wearing were the same clothes in the nightmare he just had. Oh sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, he thought.
He carefully got out of the bed, trying not to make a sound. Beside the bed that Annabeth was sleeping in was her invisibility cap. Damn, that would come in handy. He reached for it silently, and stealthily put it on. He also took his car keys and his pen, Riptide.
Little did he know, that he has been wanted by the Gods for over a year. The bounty on his head was so great that Annabeth herself had to see if she can catch him. The real reason for the bounty, even Percy himself doesn't know. But he got the hint from over thousands of monsters attacking him over the one year span that he has survived.
Shit, talk about a hangover. What the hell happened last night?
He hurried down the stairs hastily and opened the cabin door, to find out that it was the middle of the day, where all the campers are out and about. In other words, it would prove difficult to get the hell out without someone noticing.
He stopped looking around and noticed Chiron walking to the cabin. He obviously knew he was there, but Percy didn't make a move, so not to startle all the campers. Chiron, however, was not a stupid ole centaur…he was a jolly stupid ole centaur. Percy carefully watched as Chiron opened the door to his cabin, in search of him.
Percy, being streetsmart now, walks off as slow as a turtle, trying as hard as he can not to make any noise while moving, and trying to remove his footprints from the sand that he was stepping on. However, it would not be that easy.
"Percy is gone!" Annabeth's scream sounded. "Find him!"
The whole camp started panicking, while Percy recognized the Ares, Apollo, and Athena cabin boys and girls get into groups to try to search for him.
"And he's invisible!" Percy, halfway through camp now, was on Half Blood Hill. "Watch yourselves!"
The Ares patrol drew their swords and advanced in the direction of the beach, Apollo in the direction of the forest, and Athena in direction of Half Blood Hill.
Great…just great! She knows I'm here…better split, Percy cursed silently. He started sprinting up the hill, only to be blocked by the barrier that separated the camp from the outside, mortal world. The dragon and Thalia's tree stood in the way, and there was only one thing he can do.
He took off the invisibility cap to find Riptide, and uncapped it, and took the invisibility cap and placed it in his jeans pocket. Thinking of what to do, he tried stabbing the tree, but the dragon had other ideas. He roared loudly, so that the whole camp can hear. Great! Just freakin great, ole buddy. After I save your ass, you do this to me?
The duel between Percy and the dragon was short. Percy blocked some of the dragon's slashes with his foot long claws, and carefully laid a powerful blow on the dragon's neck. The dragon kept on going, with its blood oozing quickly out of its neck, yet Percy managed to land another blow and cut off its rear foot after diving away from it's fiery breath.
The dragon weakly fell to the ground and wailed loudly, and Percy felt footsteps coming up the hill. He proceeded to stab the tree and get out, but he was tugged back by a powerful hand.
"Percy, stop! You're not going anywhere!" Annabeth's voice sounded right behind him. Percy freed his hands violently from the clutches of the Ares cabin boys, glaring at them in the face, and proceeded to glare at Annabeth.
"Nice, Annabeth. Not only do you try to kidnap me but you trap me in here! D'you really think you can take me? Any of you?" Percy laughed loudly. "Look at you, crowding around me. What did I ever do to you? This is between me and Annabeth… so all of you can go away."
The campers protested loudly, waiting for Annabeth's call.
Annabeth raised her hand to silence the campers, as she stepped forward to speak. "You can't leave Percy…not until you've been tried."
"For doing what? For your own sake, and for the sake of all the campers, go away…before you force me to do something I don't want to do." Percy said frustratingly. "I commited a crime so what! You're gonna have to drag me back here? What's gonna be my punishment? And remind me what the crime was, Annabeth?"
"It was fraud, indecency, and murder!" Annabeth cried. Her face was boiling now, full of hatred for the man she once loved.
"Murder? You really think I murdered somebody? Do you have the support of any of the gods? You can't possibly believe that when I tried to save people from an extremely painful death, that I murdered them? They begged for death, for eternal peace, and no more pain! I merely granted their wish. You can't say that I'm a murderer at all. As for fraud and indecency, that's for you to handle!" Percy retaliated. He capped Riptide and put it in his pocket. "Now please, leave me be, before I am forced to hurt any one of your precious bodies." His green eyes burned with fire and turned red menacingly, apparently spreading fear through all the campers.
"Percy, we can't let you go." Annabeth raised her hand, as tears started flooding from her eyes. "I can't. You have to stay here and face the music." The campers started crowding around him, tightly grasping his rock hard muscular arms.
Percy's eyes did not waver from Annabeth's. He simply said, "I'm sorry for this."
In the time interval of a millisecond, Percy slammed his fist onto the sand and a huge wave of pure energy forced the campers near him to the ground far away. Nobody was left untouched, with some all the way down half blood stood with authority at the top. He prepared himself for another blow, but then the divines intervened.
A lightning bolt came crashing down from the sky, shocking Percy so hard that even his invulnerable self cannot sustain it for more than thirty seconds. And from that, he fell to the ground, defeated.