Kanoi: A POKEMON FIC! FIRST ONE I'VE EVER WRITTEN –throws confetti- Also, a huge thanks to my beta reader FraisesPasteque
Shigeru: -whispering to Satoshi- I've heard rumors about her.
Satoshi: -whispering back- Me too. I think we should run while we have the choice.
Kanoi: Well I see my reputation precedes me! –ties up Satoshi and Shigeru- And you're not going anywhere. Now, TAKESHI!
Takeshi: Kanoi does not own Pokemon, she simply has hot, smexy dreams of Palletshipping.
Kanoi: Good boy! Now here's your reward. –hands Takeshi an Officer Jenny-
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It really pisses me off! You really piss me off! Then again, I suppose you already know that. How could this happen though? I always prided myself on… well, on just being myself, on being better than others, especially you. You who could never be on time for a thing in your life, couldn't walk five steps without getting lost or tripping, and couldn't catch pokemon worth a shit. You who had a heart of gold, who had the luck of the gods, and who was so kind pokemon and people just followed you around to get a simple taste of the glory that was you. If you're stupid, I guess I'm worse for falling for the stupid person.
How could I have not fallen in love with you? If your own rough and tumble way you're beautiful. You have a skill in battling that somehow could only ever work for you, but was no less genius (even if you had no clue you had a skill in battling). You had a heart that would take in everyone, everyone but me that is.
I prostrated before you, telling you of my feelings; that I, the great Ookiddo Shigeru, had fallen in love with you, Satoshi the Golden Hearted. What do you answer? That you're fucking sorry, but you don't feel the same! What kind of shit-faced answer is that to give someone who bares their soul to you? I can't even face you now; I feel so humiliated. Screw love, now it really is a true hatred through and through.
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Shigeru: What kind of characterization is that!?
Kanoi: Um… angsty and violent? I really didn't mean for it to turn out so violent and crude… it just did! The damn thing wrote itself! Except the end, that I struggled with…
Satoshi: -holds up a sign that says "Save me."-
Shigeru: GIVE ME THAT! –grabs the sign and whacks Satoshi on the head with it-
Kanoi: -points in horror- You are violent!
