Once upon a time there was a boy. He wasn't much of a boy. In fact, his parents thought he was a girl until he was thirteen years old. This explains why his name was Marluxia. Also, he had pink hair.
All the girls at school loved Marluxia's pink hair. They were jealous. All the boys thought he was a total fairy. Marluxia was so upset that he cried himself to sleep every single night.
Marluxia grew up to be a homicidal maniac with a god complex. A very girly god comple—hey, what are you doing with Savage Dahlia? Watch it, that thing's sharp! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH! OH MY GOD! YOU JUST BISECTED MY TORSO!! AAAAAAH! I'M SORRY! YOU'RE VERY MANLY!! AAAH! MAKE IT STOP!!! AAAAAAGH!
[static] Number XI speaking. I am, in fact, male. Any accusations otherwise will result in a most painful death. Thank you. [static]