Hi, I'm Calvin Pilgrim, Cal for short if you don't mind. Yeah, you're probably thinking of my dad, Scott Pilgrim. Don't get me started on our little relationship because believe me, It's complicated.
After he defeated Gideon and ran off with my Mom, Ramona Flowers, my dad married her and had me. Once I was born, he reconected with Sex Bob-omb and it's members and my Aunt Kim became my Godmother, He originally asked Neil and Knives to be my gaurdians, other than my Uncle Wallace, but Knives was apperently the man of their relationship and said no because even though she thought she had moved on, I guess she really didn't.
Uncle Wallace lives with me and my family. He and his boyfriend constantly "borrow" my bed, he won't tell me why though, and my Aunt Kim says it's best not to ask questions when it comes to Uncle Wallace, plus he pays me like 25 bucks whenever he uses it.
I think it's fair to warn you all that I live in Toronto, Canada. So our money system is confusing unless you live here.
But back to why my Dad and I have a bumpy relationship.
I guess it all started back in 5th grade. I had the choice to choose a proficiancy "Longsword" "Skateboarding" "Ninja skillz" or "Baking". My dad had pushed me to go for Longsword, but instead I had chosen Skatebording because I wanted to impress girls! But NO! Apperently it isn't good enough for my dad. I think it's just because of some guy named Lucas Lee or something. He was an Ex-Boyfriend of my Mom, who I haven't seen since I was 2.
But the skateboard thing was when I was 11, 3 years have passed since then. This is now, This is my life, this is MY world, and everything in it is against me.