Ramen's not orange,
but bastards wear blue
Though he defeats you daily
He really loves you.
Since ramen's your drug
(You know that it's true)
He picks it up daily,
Just to please you.
They say that they hate,
But we know that can't be
They're wanting to mate
It's so plain to see.
He'll read you a story
Just before bed
Cause he knows you get lonely
Inside your blonde head
Your apartment's so empty,
But cluttered, still yet
His house key he gave you,
That, he will not regret
One and one are now two
Forever till death
Ok, so that was a little drabble, (yes 100 words), I hope you liked it. Time for bad grammar! Please to not flame. Please to know was just for fun after long night of no sleep. Ok, thank you.