1AN: so hi! This is my first story... and it's kinda random... but yeah it's funny at least that's what my friends say... But yeah me and my friend Jodi mad it up at swimming one day... Long story.. But any who! R&R
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight! And never will!!
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Bella and Edward are just sitting there on his couch listening to music. When something BIG happens!!!
"Uh.. So Bella love, there is something I have to tell you." Edward said in his very sexy voice.
"Well what is it Eddie-puss?"
"Well..... I...... am....... a........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................"
"Oh my gosh Edward Anthony Masen Cullen just spit it out already! I mean I can't live forever!!!!!!!" Bella screamed.
"Ok ok! I'm a..... mumble mumble mumble" And all he does is speaks gibberish!
"... Ok that made no sense at all. Just take a deep breath and spit it out already"
"All right, all right! I'm a 108 year old virgin! Are you happy!"
Like ubber long pause...................................................................................... ................................. ............................................................................................................................................................. .......................................................................................................................................................... ;)..................................................................................................................................................... ...............................................................................
"Wow I never saw that coming. I mean look at you! You have sex hair and everything!" Edward just looks at her in shock.
"Um... Bella?"
"No, no wait! I'm not done yet! So you mean to tell me even though you are like a sex god you haven't had sex before!! What the hell!!!?? I mean come on even I was lying when I said I've never done that before!!! (AN: ha ha sorry inside joke.)
"Wait you what!?" Edward looked at her more shocked than he was before.
"Doesn't matter. But what about Tayna or some other vampire! Or even a human! NO wait you're afraid to "hurt" them or what ever... or get them pregnant with some mutant baby. Like you and I will have! And we shall! But really Edward really?!"
"Wait we are going to have a baby? How do you know that?"
Still does not matter! But what I'm wondering is what you were doing at night before I came along?"
If Edward would have blushed he so would have. "Uh... I was reading, cleaning, scrap booking, and cleaning..."
"And what was everyone else doing?"
"Uh................. um................ Having sex................"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh my gosh that just made my day!!!!!"
"Oh shut up Bella."
" Ha. Why. Ha. It's. Ha. Funny. Ha!!"
"Ok I'm leaving now."
"But wait Eddie. Please don't leave me."
"I'll be back. I just need to think for a while. Out in the woods. And write in my journal."
"Ok so in other words you are going to go be emo.(AN: sorry if the emo thing offends anyone.)
"Sigh." And Edward turns around and leaves."
And Bella eats some yummy cookies!!!!!!!!