K so Cassidy in wonderland insist dat I watch an old f**ked up animation & 'm lik wtf? And yew lot no how I am, I always pop myself in meh fics one way or nother. I actally likd da show…it woz…unique. Weird but unique…

Da characters scared meh…


I sat bored at a desk in the classroom. I was starting my first day at this American primary school, or as they called it elementary school. My step-mum got a job in the area, so me, dad, my brother, and her moved out of England to this town…I just sighed depressed, class started in a few, but dad had to get me here early to register me…or something like that.

I took the side bangs from my hair and covered the black eye where Juliet (my step-mum) punched me. If anyone asked, I was playing with rocks…

The classroom flooded with more kids as I pulled my sleeves down more, so no one would notice the burns and cuts Juliet did on me.

"Settle down class." The teacher said, I looked away, hoping she wouldn't have me come up and introduce myself, just my luck though.

"We have a new student. Dear, why don't you come up and introduce yourself?" Worst day ever! I sighed and scotched out of my desk, walking to the front of the room, giving a bow.

"'Ullo! 'M Cassondra. 'M from England and I moved 'ere wif meh dad, brother, and Juliet…er…" I looked up, and noticed most of the class was snickering, probably because of my thick cockney/brummie accent.

"Baka yaro." I mumbled, blushing and racing back to my seat in an embarrassed matter. I honestly didn't even pay attention to the lesson I was so ashamed of myself. It wasn't until what they called recess that everyone flooded outside. I just walked slowly and sat under a tree by myself, tucking my knees under my chin.

"Look girls, it's the tres bizarre girl! Which is French for very weird." I rose my eyebrow and flipped up my middle finger to her. The blonde girl and her two friends all gasped as the blonde girl screamed out.

"Mrs. Brinks! The new girl gave me the finger!" I rolled my eyes again.

"Yew 'ave picture proof, luv?!" I yelled out to her as another kid started to laugh.

"Wot are yew laffing at?" I asked as the girl walked over to me, planting her arse next to mine.

"Oh nothing, except you smarting off to Ninny wart."

"Er…wot kinda name is Ninny wart?" I asked, she cocked her head to the side.

"Her real name is Nanette. Watch out for her. She's really mean!"

"So nother words, she's a bitch." Her face flushed as she scratched the back of her head, I just began laughing.

"Parently you 'aven't 'eard swear words before." She blushed more.

"I…I have but…I never heard anyone my age say them!"

"I feel special! 'M the first!" she extended her hand as I shook it.

"Angela Anaconda." She introduced herself.

"Cassondra Bursnell."


dis is just a bullfuck fic I'm writing…I unno wot the plot is…lmao