"So, ever since that day, I haven't been able to get him off my mind. Is that weird?"
"I don't think it's weird to like him, but your reasoning is..."
He looked away from his companion. "I know, and I don't expect you to understand."
"Oh! He's left his house."
"Shall we, then?"
His companion blushed.
"You backing out on me?"
"N-no... Let's go."
The two broke into their object of affection's home.
"O-oh, geez, Naruto, you sure are messy... I guess you won't have any trouble finding what you want."
His eyes immediately spotted some dirty laundry. He brought them up to his face. "Yes, it's true, ever since that day I smelled your fart, I have been in love," he said, looking at the dirty clothes in his hands.
"That's disgusting, Kiba..."
"You knew what this was, Hinata. And don't think I didn't see you snatch a pair!"
Hinata's face turned red. She threw a hand up to her chest as one flew behind her and she leaned forward, shouting, "Th-they're clean!"