A/N: It's dark. One day i will lose all my eyesight and become like Madara and have a cave filled with eyeballs. LOL. And oh dear, summer is almost ending and i have done nothing but eat and sleep. Ugh, school starts on the 31st. ;A;

Disclaimuuur: I don't own any of the naruto characters. If i did, oh god, all the lemons.

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I never really thought I could crush on that person. Like, you know what I mean? When you're thinking, ''Oh, I will never like that person.'' and you end up falling head over heels for them? Yeah. That's the situation I am in right now.

My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I love my ramen and my friends. I live in a small apartment on the outskirts of town with a wonderful view and I occasionally drink rotten milk. I am currently a Jonin and...

I like someone. I'm not sure if it's just a simple crush anymore. Maybe...I love that someone?..

But it's not just ANY someone! That someone...changed my life...I'm not sure if it's for the good or the bad, but they sure did change my life enough that I've spent the majority of my life thinking about them. Not just thinking, but fantasizing...trying to make them mine...and everything. Damn, I also freakin' hate that someone because I...love them so much. Ugh! I have unsure feelings! I hate this! Dammit!

The point is, I like-no, LOVE, someone. And that certain someone is the bastard Uchiha Sasuke.

I don't know, okay? At first, when I started noticing my attraction to him, I was about to completely push him out of my life because I didn't know if I was gay or not! Maybe I was bisexual, SO? I'M A FREE GODDAMN PERSON!

And when I saw Sakura-chan ask him out, that's when I snapped. I literally told Sasuke that Sakura-chan was just a 'lifeless whore who just wants to revive the Uchiha clan' and a bunch of mean stuff just so he wouldn't say yes. That was when the bastard questioned me...he asked me why I was so shocked, because he knew that I was over Sakura-chan. He even told me that he wasn't going to say yes anyway! Don't tell him this, but I actually thought that he was gay too, because he practically denies every girl who asks him out! But then again while he was staying at Otogakure, he told me about how men tried to have sex with him...So maybe he was...asexual?...

The bastard even asked me if I thought he liked me. I was utterly speechless. I couldn't say yes, because wouldn't that be considered as confessing your love to someone? And what if he took it the wrong way? So, I didn't say anything. He smacked me softly, ruffled my hair, said ''Dobe'' in that sickeningly sweet voice, and smiled his dazzling smile...oh god. I literally melted. I swear he could have seen a puddle form beneath his feet. And then the teme walks away! Like it's no big deal! I wanted to chase after him and force him to make love to me - but that wouldn't be love, that will be forced feelings, which will be worthless anyway-

Whoa! Wait, what? Oh gosh, no! See what he does to me? Whenever I talk about him, I start thinking all these weird things! I take that back! I take that part back, where I said he would make love to me! That was NOT part of my fantasies and I do not jerk off to him!

And I do NOT have a hard-on right now!

...Okay, I lied.

So what if that was part of my fantasies? So what, if I have repetitive dreams of him making sweet, hot, sexy love to me while I am moaning beneath him, while he thrusts his pretty penis inside me?

Did I just say his penis was pretty? ...What? I don't know if his penis is pretty or not! I mean, the last time I saw it was like...so long ago...and it was the cutest little thing ever! SHUT UP! I LOVE SASUKE, OKAY? EVERY LITTLE THING ABOUT HIM MAKES ME MELT, OKAY? DON'T HATE ME!

So in an attempt to relieve myself because I've just confessed my love for Sasuke to you, I headed to Ichiraku to eat some calm-down ramen. And guess who was there? The teme himself. I didn't know I was going to run into him there, and because I was talking about my sexual fantasies, I still had a boner. And...HE KEPT STARING AT IT! IT WAS SO AWKWARD! I thought he was going to leave, but he just invited himself to sit with me and eat ramen too. The whole time, I saw him looking down at my slowly fading erection and he even placed his hand on my thigh! I'm telling you, EVERYTHING WAS SO SEDUCTIVE! Luckily for me, Teuchi-san was in the kitchen, and Sasuke just smiled at me the whole time, like he was expecting me to tell him the cause of my boner. He kept his hand there, and I thought he was going to reach over and rub me but to my disappointment, he just retracted his hand back to continue eating his ramen. I saw him...I saw him blush. I know I was freakin' red half the time, but I saw him blush!

Sasuke Uchiha! The cold-hearted bastard of Konoha, BLUSHED! I was actually dumbfounded when I saw him blush because I've never seen him blush like that before. But the good thing that I noticed, why did he put his hand on my thigh, and why did he blush?

He obviously has some kind of attraction to me! Or maybe he was just horny himself and placed his hand on my thigh? OR, he just happened to have a hand spasm. Who knows? But he HAS to have some kind of attraction to me! You don't know how happy I am right now. I feel like jumping up and down in happiness.

tbc :3