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Bellatrix peeled off her panties. She knew it wasn't exactly the best time, in the midst of the great Battle of Hogwarts, but she really itched from last night's dance at the stripper club called Death Eaters. She had forgotten to change her undies last night because she was really tired. She then caught sight of her hip.
"NO! MY STRIPPER MARK IS FADING!" an anguished voice sounded above the chaos of the battle.
Harry and Lord Voldemort, locking their spells together, spoke simultaneously. "WHAT?"
"My mark! The stripper mark on my hip! It fades when I'm fired from the Death Eater stripper club!"
"But Bellatrix, you're wearing a dress… you can't see your hip." Voldemort said.
"But I'm naked. Of course I can see it."
It made Harry's head hurt to hear this conversation.
"You're WHAT?"
"Yes, yes."
Bellatrix was inspecting her hip, and trying to see if it was truly fading. Meanwhile, Harry could no longer concentrate on dueling Voldemort, as he was concentrating on trying to not see Bellatrix naked. Voldemort saw his chance.
"AVADA KEDAVRA!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Harry shouted.
"Wait, what? I hit you with the killing curse, you should be dead!" Voldemort stated confusedly.
A funny little tune came to Dumbledore's mind as he watched from the afterlife. "You should be dancing, yeaaaah!"
The crazy 108 year old man was singing and dancing.
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Scary. Back to the Battle of Hogwarts.
"NOOOOOO! I MUST WARN THE OTHERS! AVOID BELLATRIX, HER NUDENESS WILL BLIND YOU!"
And the Chosen One ran off among the flames, gone insane.
"Bellatrix, could you put your clothes back on?" asked Voldemort, shielding his eyes.
"Sure!" There was a pause. "Oh, sorry, no can do, actually, flames consumed them."
Voldemort, however, didn't hear the last bit and looked. Horrified by the fact that he saw his colleague in the nude, he, at his most mortal, vulnerable state, did the only thing he could think to do.
"Avada… KEDAVRA!"
The great Dark lord was dead.
"What, do I really look that bad?"