Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ all I am is a skilled writer writing a
comical reading for all you people to enjoy and get a good laugh from. I
have nothing to do with DBZ other than a fanatic so enjoy and if you don't
I don't care Y/S/W Lilcarrot "carboncopy2x's"
Vegeta lay there thinking of what he was going to do today he didn't feel like moving but he didn't feel like hearing Bulma bitch either. Then from the corner of his eye he saw a shadow. A carrot shaped shadow then the curious little monkey we know and love knew what he was going to do. "I'll get you Kakarot!" "I know what you are up to and I am not repeat am not going to get in trouble for your stupid ideas." "The last time you came over here I had to explain to your woman and mine why our house was filled with water and why marshmallows inhabited the entire kitchen." Goku haughtily spoke up for his tiny bit of pride he contained. "Vegeta the in-door swimming pool was a good idea, and it is not my fault that vacuum-packed marshmallows expand once they were out of their package!" "Yes it is!" Retorted Vegeta "You knew that they did that you showed me the first day you ever got them." "Plus Kakarot the in-door pool would have been fine, but you wanted it to be jellified." "Well, geez V-man fine I wont ever give another idea. You. you. you are a sugarless gum chewer!" "I'm a what?" " Kakarot, please the correct word for this is selfish yam eater." "You need to learn better insults." Goku looked pleadingly at Vegeta. "You know you want to teach me some." "Please, who's my buddy, come on V-man." Sheepishly Vegeta said "Me". Vegeta stared on in horror as Goku moved in for the hug. Kakarot! This is inappropriate behavior shrieked Vegeta (and when I say shriek I mean shriek) don't you touch me you diseased orange fungus! Noooo! Kako germs! Ahhh.. I am telling on you!!!"Noo!" Screamed Goku. "Don't tell Chi-Chi he likes it when I'm what she calls a bad boy," " she'll make me play scrabble" * blink, blink * (I have come to think that Goku is really to stupid to just know what sex is so Chi-chi makes it into a game)"Uh. Kakarot wasn't it Yahtzee last time?" "Wait it doesn't matter now that I can get rid of you for the whole day I am telling her!" Vegeta ran around the house screaming while the angered " Kako" chased him in a little fit of rage. Creak
~Bulma is home and Veggie is in trouble again~
"Vegeta!" Shouted Bulma, "and what pray tell do you think you are doing!" Vegeta, hearing Bulma's bellowing fell frozen in his tracks. "Who me?" Vegeta asked quietly. "No one else in here is named Vegeta." "Well I don't think I am doing anything," snottily said the slowly losing prince. "Well to me, Bulma proudly said, "it looks like you are messing up my house to the point of no return!" (getting louder every word or what I call the crescendo of speech) "It wasn't intentional Evil Kako was going to bash my brains in," stated Vegeta too whiney for words. "Ohh I see back to blaming Goku again huh?" "Well not this time!" "Goku go home Chi-chi is looking for you, and Vegeta you've got work to do" Suddenly Goku screamed "what do you mean she's looking for me!" "Vegeta!" Goku dived at the poor little unsuspecting vegetable. "Ahhh!" "Help woman he's going to eat me!" Bulma walked over and...
Vegeta lay there thinking of what he was going to do today he didn't feel like moving but he didn't feel like hearing Bulma bitch either. Then from the corner of his eye he saw a shadow. A carrot shaped shadow then the curious little monkey we know and love knew what he was going to do. "I'll get you Kakarot!" "I know what you are up to and I am not repeat am not going to get in trouble for your stupid ideas." "The last time you came over here I had to explain to your woman and mine why our house was filled with water and why marshmallows inhabited the entire kitchen." Goku haughtily spoke up for his tiny bit of pride he contained. "Vegeta the in-door swimming pool was a good idea, and it is not my fault that vacuum-packed marshmallows expand once they were out of their package!" "Yes it is!" Retorted Vegeta "You knew that they did that you showed me the first day you ever got them." "Plus Kakarot the in-door pool would have been fine, but you wanted it to be jellified." "Well, geez V-man fine I wont ever give another idea. You. you. you are a sugarless gum chewer!" "I'm a what?" " Kakarot, please the correct word for this is selfish yam eater." "You need to learn better insults." Goku looked pleadingly at Vegeta. "You know you want to teach me some." "Please, who's my buddy, come on V-man." Sheepishly Vegeta said "Me". Vegeta stared on in horror as Goku moved in for the hug. Kakarot! This is inappropriate behavior shrieked Vegeta (and when I say shriek I mean shriek) don't you touch me you diseased orange fungus! Noooo! Kako germs! Ahhh.. I am telling on you!!!"Noo!" Screamed Goku. "Don't tell Chi-Chi he likes it when I'm what she calls a bad boy," " she'll make me play scrabble" * blink, blink * (I have come to think that Goku is really to stupid to just know what sex is so Chi-chi makes it into a game)"Uh. Kakarot wasn't it Yahtzee last time?" "Wait it doesn't matter now that I can get rid of you for the whole day I am telling her!" Vegeta ran around the house screaming while the angered " Kako" chased him in a little fit of rage. Creak
~Bulma is home and Veggie is in trouble again~
"Vegeta!" Shouted Bulma, "and what pray tell do you think you are doing!" Vegeta, hearing Bulma's bellowing fell frozen in his tracks. "Who me?" Vegeta asked quietly. "No one else in here is named Vegeta." "Well I don't think I am doing anything," snottily said the slowly losing prince. "Well to me, Bulma proudly said, "it looks like you are messing up my house to the point of no return!" (getting louder every word or what I call the crescendo of speech) "It wasn't intentional Evil Kako was going to bash my brains in," stated Vegeta too whiney for words. "Ohh I see back to blaming Goku again huh?" "Well not this time!" "Goku go home Chi-chi is looking for you, and Vegeta you've got work to do" Suddenly Goku screamed "what do you mean she's looking for me!" "Vegeta!" Goku dived at the poor little unsuspecting vegetable. "Ahhh!" "Help woman he's going to eat me!" Bulma walked over and...