A/n:hi!so i said i was writing this, and here you are!well, i suppose i have to give you some info don't i?well Hermione and Ron are a couple, Seamus and Dean are also a couple, and obviously so are Draco and Harry! i think i'm going to do like a song each chapter and this first one is pre-disco and 'push the button' i think i need a disclaimer too.(sighs) :i do not own Harry Potter, or any character/place/ flying pig(i do have a flying cat though called jasper!) where was i? oh yes i also don't own the song (why would i, i can't sing?) it belongs to the sugababes or their producer or whatever. ok with that over with i'll let you read my story.and i would like a review at the end please:D
The end of seventh year was coming ever closer, and Dumbledore felt that a little treat was in order. Steadily getting to his feet he cleared his throat and waited for silence.
' I would just like to announce that I will be giving our seventh years a treat this Saturday night. A jolly old karaoke disco! Only seventh years may attend, as there will be alcohol and being 17 year olds I assume there will be other…activities.' He paused to wink at a few chosen students. ' So you have two days to find yourself a date and I would like a few volunteers to help with decorations' Lavender and Parvati were jumping up and down in their seats giddily. ' That is all, enjoy the rest of your meal.' He returned to his seat, but before he could continue with his own meal, overexcited seventh-year girls began bombarding him with requests for Saturday night.
Sighing he leant back to listen to their ideas.
'Wow! A karaoke disco!' Lavender squealed, sitting by the bored group of Gryffindors after being told by a very annoyed McGonagall to 'leave the headmaster alone to eat his meal in peace!' Parvati was sat next to her practically bursting with all her ideas, most of which involved ultra-violet strobe lights, rose-petals and crepe paper.
' I know!' Lavender squeaked, 'lets go write all our ideas down and then present them to Dumbledore when McGonagall isn't there!' amazed by her own genius she blushed and the pair exited the great hall muttering frantically.
They had just left when Draco came over, Blaise hurrying in his wake. Harry got out of his seat and planted a kiss on his boyfriend's lips. Ron looked away quickly and Hermione giggled at his immaturity. Breaking free of the raven-haired boy, Draco turned to face the other Gryffindors. 'I'm just going to steal your gorgeous friend here for a few minutes. I'll bring him straight back. Or should I say…'
'Draco shut up! That joke isn't even funny!' Harry moaned wearily.
'Actually I thought it was hilarious at first' Blaise chimed in.
'Well that's you, people with a brain think differently!' Harry turned to the other Slytherin.
'I do so have a brain!' Blaise defended!
' When did this happen? Did your mum die and you inherited one? Even so, that's not much better, I mean she didn't drown you at birth so she couldn't have been that smart!' Draco interrupted and the Gryffindors snorted.
'I thought you had to go?' Blaise hissed icily not looking his friend in the eyes.
' Oooooooh meow! You got me!' Draco replied running his long fingers through the air like claws. He turned to Harry, 'so you coming?' he asked and they left without waiting for an answer.
When they had left the remaining people laughed, except for Blaise who just asked confused, 'what's so funny?'
Once out of the great hall, Draco pushed Harry against the wall and began kissing his neck. Harry groaned and rested his hands on Draco's smooth silky head. Draco nipped at the skin and then moved his lips onto Harry's. He slipped his tongue in and wrestled with the other occupant. Harry nibbled on Draco's blood-red lips as Draco worked his hands down to Harry's arse; he squeezed and snickered when Harry let out a slight yelp. Harry pushed Draco away playfully and cocked one of his black eyebrows. Draco smirked back and stared into the deep emerald pools that showed Harry's soul.
Each tiny fleck representing a different emotion, the large round pupils telling of the adrenaline currently rushing around the perfect body, the reflection of the even sexier boy standing before him. Ok so maybe the last one was more Draco's opinion than Harry's soul, but who cared, the eyes were like a magnificent work of art; flawless, beautiful, impossible to recreate.
Harry stared at him curiously, wondering what the tall blonde before him was thinking. His eyes were slightly glazed over, apparently he was deep in thought, and this meant Harry could also immerse himself in his own mind. Currently he was thinking about the relationship between him and Draco. The kissing and touching was growing wearisome and Harry wanted to take it to the next level but had no idea how to ask. He ran his eyes over the lean, toned prince before him and wondered what it would feel like to be in a locked room with Draco, both stripped to nothing but their own boxers, and hearing Draco whisper abstract thoughts in Harry's ear. Then how Draco would push Harry onto the bed and yank down the only piece of material that divided Harry and pure heaven. He had fantasised many time of this situation and each time grew hungrier for it to become reality.
He came crashing back to reality when Draco prodded him in the chest.
'What?' he asked noticing the wide grin on the blonde's face.
' You look so cute when you're daydreaming. Especially about me.' He explained smugly.
'What makes you so sure it was about you?' Harry asked defiantly.
'Come on Harry, first of all you're a terrible liar, and second because you're human and I'm too damn hot!' he was so up himself! But Harry knew it was true.
'Well is that all you wanted me for?' Harry decided to change the subject.
'Hmmmm, well yes and no but I suppose I could ask you now.' He answered cryptically. After seeing the look on Harry's face he elaborated.
'So young Mr. Potter, second hottest boy in Hogwarts, the one in love with the sexiest boy ever to walk the earth, friend to the most useless and frumpy couple ever to get together in the history of relationships…'
'Draco, get on with it!' Harry was getting impatient.
'God, you always spoil my fun! Fine, will you go to this disco with me?'
That was it? Harry laughed at the idiocy of his boyfriend.
'Of course, unless you want to go with…Pansy?' Harry laughed harder as he saw the repulsed look on the Slytherin's features.
'Harry, that is wrong on so many levels! Now come on, your stupid friends will think I've eloped with you.' He linked arms with his boyfriend and they made their way back into the great hall to meet the others.
The next few days passed quickly for the seventh-years and before they knew it they were all getting ready for the disco.
In the Gryffindor boy's dormitory the occupants were discussing the night ahead.
'Well all I know is I want to get as pissed as I can, sing a few songs, and maybe have a little…fun' Seamus smirked winking at his lover on the bed next to him. 'What about you Harry?' he turned to face the black haired boy on the bed opposite.
' Well, pretty much the same, but I'm also going to try and get Draco to fuck me.' Harry shrugged and Ron made over the top retching sounds. 'Alright then Ron, what about you?' Harry turned to his best friend, and only straight boy in the dormitory apart from Neville who refused to play.
'Well…I'm NOT singing! I'll probably just get drunk and fall over…' Ron blushed as the others laughed.
'Will this falling mean landing on top of a certain head girl?' Dean asked slyly and Ron blushed even deeper red. The boys rolled off their beds from laughing too hard, but after colliding with the hard stone they decided that it would be best to get changed.
After half an hour of trying to make themselves look presentable, in which Ron only spent ten minutes doing anything and the rest watching the others freaking out about the angle of their gelled fringes, they made their way down to the common room where they would join up with Hermione, Lavender and Parvati, and then the 8 proceeded to the great hall.
When the reached the entrance hall, a high-pitched squeal came from a huge pink blob that threw itself on Harry. After staggering backwards he realised it was his dear boyfriend in faint pink tights, a large pink tutu, baby blue tight t-shirt and a fluffy pink feather bower, with tiara to top it all off. Harry stood with his mouth open while the surrounding people sniggered. Ater being unable to control himself much longer, Ron burst out with loud laughter and everyone else followed his lead. Draco seemed unfazed and twirled for Harry to see it all; upon noticing that his boyfriend had written ' hot' over the bum Harry could stay silent no more.
'Get. It. off!' he managed. Draco's smile faltered but managed a comeback quickly.
'Maybe later Harry, we have to go to the dance before I let you see me naked.' The people who had managed to calm down once again began laughing and Harry glared at Draco not amused. The blonde sighed dramatically.
'Well if you must spoil my fun then fine, but I got many girls telling me I looked beautiful.'
'Its called sarcasm' Harry hissed.
'Whatever, but you're only jealous you can't do this, I mean with your body it would never-' he stopped dead after seeing the anger in Harry's eyes.
He sighed again and pulled out his wand, he waved it over himself so that he now wore a black satin shirt that had a green tint to it; unfortunately he had decided to put himself in very tight blue shorts. Harry raised his eyebrows threateningly so that Draco changed the shorts into tight fitting dark jeans that revealed the exact shape of his muscled legs.
'Much better' Harry giggled and wrapped his arms around Draco. The blonde looked down and pouted.
'So are you coming in or not?' Dumbledore asked the crowd from the entrance to the great hall. 'And Mr. Malfoy, very amusing outfit. I do agree Harry is quite the fun killer.' He smiled and then stepped back to allow the seventh-years through.
After settling themselves in the great hall, Dumbledore clapped his hand so that the candles extinguished themselves and a flashing disco ball appeared.
A bench emerged at the front of the hall with many microphones and speakers on. Running down the wall was a table with snacks and different bottles of alcohol.
The hall itself looked like Lavenders brain had exploded, it was full of pink and blue crepe paper, large number 7's and moving cartoons of people dancing. When everyone had finished downing their glasses of booze as one, and then refilling their glass, Dumbledore announced that the disco could begin. Nobody moved to start off with, but suddenly Seamus got a brainwave. He got up and walked over to Harry and Hermione and whispered in their ears, 'still want to get laid and have a bit of fun?'
They both nodded wearily and Seamus grabbed their hands, leading them to the front.
'Now we're going to sing for our boys.' he explained, Hermione you sing first, and I'll sing as Mutya. Harry you sing the other bits and we all sing the chorus. Ready?' he asked. Both of them looked at him as if he was mad but understood perfectly.
They nodded and grabbed a microphone each. Seamus went and selected the song while Hermione spoke into the microphone, 'erm, hi! We're going to sing a song for our boys. Otherwise known as Dean, Ron and Draco. So I hope you enjoy!'
(A/n: ok the bits in brackets are their actions and the italics are the chorus that they all sing. I have the dance routine in my head and it's a bit dirty and I didn't want to bore you with all the dancing details, so I'll let you imagine it yourselves. Ok I'll start the song now.)
They took a deep breath as the song began.
Hermione: (she looks at Ron and begins singing)
I'm busy throwing hints that he keeps missing (she points to him)
Don't have to think about it
I Wanna kiss and (she blows him a kiss)
Everything around it but he's too distant
I wanna feel his body
I can't resist it
I know my hidden looks can be deceiving
But how obvious should a girl be?(she shrugs)
I was taken by the early conversation piece
and I really like the way that he respect me (nods)
Harry: (he smiles at Draco and continues)
I've been waiting patiently for him to come and get it (he wriggles his finger beckoning Draco)
I wonder if he knows that he can say it and I'm with it (he winks)
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Catch this opportunity so you and me could feel it 'cos
(They start doing some pretty dirty dancing)
If you're ready for me boy (more finger pointing)
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
Seamus: (he waves at Dean who blushes)
I'm busy showing him what he's been missing
I'm kind of showing off for his full attention
My sexy ass has got him in the new dimension (he wiggles his arse)
I'm ready to do something to relieve this mission
Harry:
After waiting patiently for him to come and get it (he points to Draco then pulls his arm in quickly)
He came on through and asked me if I wanted to get with it (he thrusts his hips)
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel it 'cos
(They walk to each of the boys and dance in front of them.)
If you're ready for me boy
you'd better push the button and let me know
before I get the wrong idea and go
you're gonna miss the freak that I control
(They run their hands across the boy's chests)
If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
Harry: (speaking)
I've been dropping so many hints
You're still not getting it (shakes his head)
Now that you've heard everything I have to say
Where we gonna go from here? (He shrugs)
(Singing)
After waiting patiently for him to come and get it
He came over and asked me if I wanted to get with it
I knew I had my mind made up from the very beginning
Won't miss this opportunity so you and me could feel it 'cos
(Seamus is doing something else with his mouth than singing)
If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
(the people in the hall are shocked by the dancing skills of the two Gryffindors)
If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
(they walk back to their boys and start doing a sort of lap dance)
If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
Ohhhhhhhh Ohhhhh Ohhhhhh
The two remaining singers kiss the boys and the seventh-years burst into applause.
Seamus and Dean were currently too busy snogging to realise the song has finished and were humming quietly.
A group of Ravenclaw girls got onto the stage but neither Harry nor Draco paid them any attention.
'So have you been dropping hints?' Draco asked slyly.
Harry nodded and Draco looked a little embarrassed.
' Do you want me to push that button now?' he smirked.
Again Harry nodded and Draco grabbed his hand. They ran from the hall and locked themselves in the nearest classroom, where Harry's dreams finally became reality.
a/n: so you've read my story, i think after all that i deserve a review? no? well if not for the story at least for more info on the flying cat? what do you mean 'no'? i'm telling you to!(hits computer) owch!fine be that way but if i don't get a review, not even 1, then i will resign from fanfiction!(please review i don't want to carry this threat out!)ok so pleeeeeeeaaaaase!pretty please can i have a review:D! byebye now!Roxie.