The New Student--- KAMI!
Disclaimer: I do not own DBZ, except for characters of my own creation.
This is hopefully going to be a good fic. I hope that you enjoy this. In this fic I am basically going to make it that Dende has to go to OSH with Gohan. OH, the humanity. This probably won't make sense so bare with me. Enjoy
Chapter 1: I Have To What!
"Umm, ..Dende," Mr. Popo said. The genie was looking a little nervous.
"Yes, Mr. Popo." Dende questioned. The God of Earth was currently laying in a hammock drinking his Piña Collate.
"The Grand Kai is concerned that you don't care enough about the Earth's problems." Mr. Popo said calmly. "So, he says that you have to go to high school for two weeks."
"I have to what!" Dende screeched as he fell off his hammock and spilled his Piña Collate on his white robes.
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"Good morning class," Mrs. Price greeted her class warmly. "We have a new class and you'll never guess who it is."
Gohan's mind was racing. 'Don't be any of the Z- Fighters, please Dende don't let it be any of them.'
"It's KAMI!" Mrs. Price yelled. Over the gasps of surprise from the class no one heard Gohan sobbing pathetically.
Dende walked into the room looking quite angry. 'What did I do to deserve this' he thought. Then images of everything he had done to Gohan in the past flashed through his head. 'Oh. Right.'
"Okay Kami," Mrs. Price began.
"Just call me Dende," Dende told her, "everyone I know does."
"Oh....Alright....Dende." Mrs. Price was blushing deeply. "Why don't you take a seat next to......"
Everyone in the class was hoping to sit next to Kami. The only one who didn't have his hand raised was Gohan who was trying to hide under his desk so as not to be seen. Didn't work, though.
"Gohan....that you?" Dende yelled out loud. "Hey! How ya been."
"Heh, heh. Hi...De..Dende." Gohan said. Needless to say the class was shocked. Gohan actually knew Kami on a first name basis.
"I'll just sit over there next to my pal, Gohan, if that's okay," Dende said to the teacher, who was in shock that Gohan knew Kami.
"Yes, i...i...it's okay go ahead." She stuttered.
"Thank you," Dende said as he raced up the stairs to take the empty seat next to Gohan. As he did he noticed a very attractive raven- haired girl staring intensely at Gohan. She seemed to notice that he saw what she was doing and turned away blushing.
"Gohan, last time I saw you was when I made all the Z-Fighters come to your school and publicly humiliate you. Ha ha ha...a ...ha." Dende had stopped laughing due to the fact that everyone was staring at him with looks of horror, respect, and hatred(if you were Gohan). Dende gulped at the site of Gohan's Suddenly green eyes, his hair remained black though.
"Yeah, and the last time I saw you was hiding in a corner on the Lookout begging for a quick painless death." Gohan retaliated.
Needless to say, class was finished extremely quickly while everyone looked at Gohan with horror at the thought of him trying to kill Kami. Dende, however, felt it was time to keep quiet and say nothing till the end of class.