Rating: PG-13

Warnings: Some swearing.

Summary: Joel brings the ball home

( asdfskdjlgh i'm continuing this because reasons… )

Who knew that the small forest behind the park was home to crazy old bitches? Joel certainly didn't. It was about 2:30 in the morning and Joel was taking his sweet time walking home, careful not to drop the oversized poke'ball that was currently wrapped up in Joel's thin black jacket. After turning on his phone, ( Which had received a total of 125 messages from a certain tour manager while it was off ) Joel decided to contact Paul, and tell him he was fine, and very hungry.
" Hey Paul " Joel muttered when the other man had answered.
" Joel what the actual fuck? Where the hell did you go? " Paul said sounding more worried than angry.
" I took a stroll through the park- "
" That lasted 7 fucking hours? "
" - And I found something… Weird. I don't know man, It's… It's really beautiful… "
" Is it a lady? "
" Fuck no. Listen, are you at my house? " Joel said as he shifted the mutant marble over to rest gently on his hip.
" I am "
" Well, I'm bringing this shit home. You better be at the house when I get there. See ya in a few.. " Joel tapped the end button on his phone, and glanced at the lump on his hip. The man looked across the street, and quickly crossed it, now just about a block away his home. Joel stopped, and curiously unfolded his jacket, revealing the warm colorful ball. The more Joel stared at it, the harder it became to look AWAY from it. It was stunning with it's beautiful colored mist floating around in it. Joel smiled softly, before directing his attention to the end of the street, where his nice house was placed. Hugging the valuble item to his chest, Joel began to run down the street to his home, where Paul was currently waiting for him by making some Ramen Noodles. Joel's teeth chattered violently, as he pushed his door open, before getting swallowed by a wave a heat.
" Hey Paul! " Joel said taking the large ball out of the jacket.
" I'm in the kitchen " Paul called out, making Joel grunt softly. The man dropped his jacket onto one of his couches, and quickly walked into his kitchen.
" Whoa. Joel where did you find that? " Paul said putting his bowl of soup onto the marble counter.
" Some crazy old hag gave it to me. I was walking through that creepy ass forest behind the park, got lost and she just gave it to me. And the even cooler part is that when you're lost, it like… Leads you out to like the nearest exit or something… " Joel said, as the two admired it's beauty together. Joel moved away from Paul, and set the multicolored ball gently on one of the pillows that sat on the black colored couch.
" Are you going to start treating this… ball, like one of your own now? " Paul joked as Joel quickly took a picture of it.
" Yes. First is Meowingtons and Nyans, Then there's… This " Joel said smiling down at his new family member. Paul rolled his eyes and grumbled something under his breath.
" You've lost your mind. I'll see you later Joel " Paul grabbed his coat and his keys before walking out of Joel warm home. The tattooed man sighed happily, taking the ball up to his room, where Meowingtons and Nyan were playing a game of tag.
" Shht. Come on kitties get out, I'm headning to bed… " Joel said shooing his cats out of his room. The man shut the wooden door, before grabbing one of his smallest pillows, and setting it on the counter beside his bed. The ball was gently placed onto the pillow, and Joel made sure it stayed there. The man gave it one last look, before shoving himself onto the bed, and going to sleep.