'Amy And Jennifer Meet Inuyasha And Kouga'

Amy: Hello!!!

Jennifer: This is one of my favorite stories!!!!

Amy: Duh!!! We wrote it!!

Jennifer: Shut up!!!

Amy: *gives evil death glare*

Jennifer: Just read the story!!!

Amy: Oh and we don't own Inuyasha! Except the pictures I printed out on the Internet and put them in my binder!!!

Jennifer: And don't forget to review or else!!! *gives evil death glare look*

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One day Jennifer and Amy where walking to school on there first day.

Amy: GOD! I HATE THESE SHIRTS!!

Jennifer: I like it but the shirts all way to short.

Amy: I KNOW!!! I mean at our old school, we weren't allowed to wear shirts this high.

Jennifer: OH NO!!!

Out of nowhere Matt appeared.

Matt: Hello my cherry-blossom. I like that shirt on you.

*SMACK*

Jennifer: PERVERT!!! NEXT TIME YOU CALL ME THAT!!! I'M GOING TO SUCK MY BROTHER ON YOU, BASTARD!!!

Matt: That doesn't mean I'll stop loving you. *rubs Jennifer's butt*

*beating is heard*

Matt was on the ground with two black eyes and bruises everywhere.

Jennifer: *sigh* Let's go.

Amy just stood there infront of Matt and kicked him in the ribs and ran off.

Matt: I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

*At school*

Jennifer: I HATE MATT!!!

Amy: Matt is a bastard.

Just then Kagome came walking towards the two girls.

Kagome: Hey, I haven't seen you around here. Are you two new?

Jennifer: Yeah.

Amy: I'm Amy and this is Matt's girlfriend.

Jennifer: TAKE THAT BACK!!!

Kagome: Who's Matt??

Jennifer: A living hell. He's always groping me and other girls

Kagome: (thinking) I wonder... Nahh! Couldn't it be.

Amy: So do you have a boyfriend??

Kagome: Me??? No....

Jennifer: You don't want one.

Amy: Yeah! They cheat on ya!

Kagome: I know what you mean.....

Jennifer: I thought you didn't have a boyfriend?

Kagome: Uh....

Amy: So you do have a boyfriend???? Who is he?????

Kagome: Uh... I..... uh.....

Jennifer: Oh no! Not again!!

Matt came walking towards Jennifer.

Jennifer: OH LOOK! It's the living hell.

Kagome: You must be Matt???

Matt: Hi beauty!

Jennifer: Go away and grop on other girls.

Matt: I'm not here for you, I'm here for her. *points to Amy*

Amy: AHHHHHH!!! *takes out a bat and hits him on the head*

Kagome: (thinking) Man, this reminds me of Sango and Miroku.

Matt got up and started to rub Amy's butt.

Amy: *gives evil death glare look*

Matt: (nervously) He... he.. he... I.... should go now!

Amy: *takes out frying pan and hits him over the head with it* PERVERT!!!!!!

Kagome: Okay......

Jennifer: It's a living.

Kagome: Hey, do you want me to show you guys around the school?

Amy: Yeah, sure...

Jennifer: Hey, who's your boyfriend???

Kagome: His name is... uh..... Inuyasha???

Amy: Your boyfriend name is Inuyasha??? That's a retarded name....

Kagome: IT IS NOT!!!

Amy: Sorry....

Jennifer: Can we meet him???

Kagome: No, cause he lives so far away. I mean so away... that it's like he lives in another time.

Jennifer: *sigh* Okay.....

*After school*

Jennifer: Thanks for showing us around Kagome.

Kagome: *smiles* Your welcome.

Matt: Hello buttercup!

Jennifer: You have names for every girl, don't ya?

Matt: Of course cherry-blossom.

Jennifer: Shut up!!!

Matt: Buttercup would you like to go out with me???

Kagome: Who me???

Matt: Of course my sweet buttercup!!

Kagome: He... he.. he......

Jennifer: Matt you have the count of three to get out of here.

Matt: Not until I get my buttercup!!

Jennifer: 1....

Matt: I'm not living!!!

Jennifer: 2.....

Matt: But cherry-blossom-

Jennifer: 3!!!!!!

*BOW!!!!*

Jennifer: And I told ya not to call me cherry-blossom!! ERIC!!!!!

Matt: But.....

Amy: He's coming!

Matt: BUT!!

Amy: He's here.

Matt: But I-

Eric: Are you the one who's groping my sister.

Matt: (nervously) He... he... he... he... but I-

Eric: I'M GOING TO POUND YOU!!!

Matt: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

*pounding noises*

Eric: Is that better cherry-blossom.

Jennifer: *gives evil death glare look*

Eric: Ok I'm gone! *runs off like a chicken*

Kagome: *blink* Okay....

Amy: Matt is a bastard!

Kagome: Yeah I see.....

*Next day*

Amy and Jennifer where walking to school.

Jennifer: Hey look there's Kagome and she is going to the shed.

Amy: Let's go follow her.

Jennifer: But-

Amy: LET'S GO!!!!!! *grabs Jennifer and runs to the well*

Kagome jumps into the well and so does Jennifer and Amy.

*few minutes later*

Kagome landed and climbed out of the well. Amy and Jennifer landed with Amy on top of Jennifer.

Jennifer: AHHH!!! You're crushing!!

Amy: Quit whining you Matt lover!!

Jennifer: Feh!

Amy: *got up and climbed out of the well* Where are we?????

Jennifer: *climbed out of the well* I don't know......

Amy and Jennifer started to walk and saw Inuyasha and Kagome arguing.

Jennifer: KAGOME!!

Kagome turned and around and her eyes widen.

Kagome: Je-Jenifer??? Am-Amy??? Wh-What are you d-doing h-here????????

Amy: Is that your boyfriend????

Inuyasha: WHO ARE THOSE BITCHES!!!!

Jennifer: WHAT DI-

Amy: OMG!!!!! ARE THOSE EARS REAL!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: Oh no...

Amy started to rub Inuyasha's ears.

Amy: OMG!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THEM!!!

Inuyasha: THERE REAL!!!! I WAS BORN WITH THEM STUPID WEAKLY HUMAN!!!

Amy: What did you call me?!?!?! *gives evil death glare*

Inuyasha: *evil death glare back*

Amy: *takes out frying pan*

Inuyasha: *take out the tenisaga*

Amy hit Inuyasha over the head with her frying pan and made a huge lump on his head.

Jennifer: And that's how we got here Kagome.

Kagome: Did you really have to follow me????

Jennifer: It was Amy ideas...

Amy: *gives evil death glare look*

Jennifer: *gives evil death glare back*

Amy: *turns her head to her left and folded her arms*

Just then Sango, Miroku, and Shippo came walking by.

Miroku: Hey, who are those lovely ladies. *walks up to Jennifer and takes her hand and kneel* Well you do the honor of bearing my child????

Jennifer: WHAT *smack* THE *smack* HELL *smack* ARE *smack* YOU *smack* TALKING *smack* ABOUT?!?!?!! *smack*

Miroku: Ow.........

Jennifer: I already hav-

From behind Miroku was rubbing her butt.

Jennifer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *SMACK*

Miroku: *walks over to Amy and takes her hand and kneel down* Would you be the honor of bearing my child??????

Amy: *gives evil death glare look*

Miroku: (nervously) Errrr.... he.... he... he....

Amy: *SMACK*

Out of nowhere Kouga appeared and kidnapped Jennifer.

Inuyasha: I'm so glad is wasn't Kagome....

Amy: YOU BETTER SAVE HER NOW!!!!!

Inuyasha: Why should I?

Amy: *evil death glare*

Inuyasha: Feh!

Amy: I'll take that as a fine.

Inuyasha: It's 'feh' not 'fine'!!! STUPID!!!

Amy: MY NAME IS AMY!!!! STUPID WEIRD LOOKING HUMAN?!?!?!?!

Inuyasha: I'M NOT A HUMAN BITCH!!!!

Shippo: *jumps on Inuyasha's shoulder* But I thought you were half-human and half-breed??????

*BOW*

Amy: You're half dog?????

Inuyasha: DEMON STUPID!!!!

Amy: *gives evil death glare*

*Kouga's hidout*

Kouga drops Jennifer on the floor.

Jennifer: Ow..... Who are you?!?!?!?!

Kouga: I'm Kouga, the leader of the wolf tribe.

Jennifer: Leader of the circus?? What are those things in your legs and your arm.

Kouga: You can see the shards.

Jennifer nodded her head nervously.

Kouga: Good. I need your help.

Jennifer: WHAT?! WHY DO YOU NEED MY HELP FOR!!!!

Kouga: I NEED YOU SO I CAN GET A SHARD FROM THOSE BIRDS!!!!

Jennifer: (nervously) He.... he.. he... he.. he.. he... what birds????

Kouga: Come with me.

Jennifer: NO!!!

Kouga: I need you!!!!

Jennifer: But I-

Kouga: I NEED YOU!!!!!!

Jennifer: Fine!

Kouga: Get on my back!

Jennifer: No!!!!!!!!!!!

Kouga: NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!

Jennifer: FINE!!!! *jumps on Kouga's back*

*Inuyasha and the gang*

Amy: YOU BETTER SAFE HER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Kagome: Inuyasha you better go safe her now!!!!

Inuyasha: What?! NO WAY!!!!

Kagome: SIT BOY!!

THUD!

Inuyasha: DAMN YOU BITCH!!!!!

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Inuyasha was 150 feet in the ground.

Amy: So now will you safe Jennifer?????

Inuyasha: NEVER!!!

Amy: The word Kagome.

Kagome: SI-

Inuyasha: OKAY!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!

Amy: Good boy!!! *padded Inuyasha on the head* Here! Have a doggy treat! *toses him a doggy treat*

Inuyasha sniff it and ate it.

Inuyasha: That was nasty!

Amy: Opps it had poop on it.

Inuyasha: WHAT?!

Amy: NOW GO GET JENNIFER!!!

Inuyasha: NO!!!!

Amy: *looks over at Kagome*

Inuyasha: Okay! Lets go safe her!

Amy: Hey can I ride on your back????

Inuyasha: NOOO!!!! ONLY KAGOME CAN RIDE ON MY BACK!!!

Kagome: It's okay. She can ride on your back.

Inuyasha: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Amy: *gives evil death glare look*

Inuyasha: That look doesn't scare me.

Amy: *evil death glare look with glowing red around her*

Inuyasha: (nervously) He.... he... okay.

*Kouga and Jennifer where on the side of a mountain*

Jennifer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Kouga: HEY YOU SHUP UP!!!!!!

Jennifer: But I hate hights!!!

Kouga: I DON'T CARE!!!!

Jennifer: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!

Kouga: *drops Jennifer*

Jennifer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Just then Jennifer land on Inuyasha's back.

Jennifer: Thanks for saving me.

Inuyasha: Feh!

Jennifer: Stubborn pig!!!

Inuyasha: Do you want me to drop you??? I will do it!

Jennifer: No..........

Amy: Hey who's that boy coming from behind us.

Inuyasha: It's the wimpy wolf.

Kouga: MUTT!!! GIVE ME BACK MY JENNIFER!!!!!

Jennifer: You're Jennifer!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Kouga: *grabes Jennifer and ran off*

Jennifer: HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: INUYASHA SAVE HER!!!!!

Inuyasha: SHUT UP!!!

Amy: *hits Inuyasha on the head with her frying pan*

Inuyasha: OW! YOU BITCH!!!!

*SMACK*

*Kouga and Jennnifer*

Kouga: Which one can you see??? *staring at the flying birds*

Jennifer: *looks around nervously* Uh... that one! *points to the biggest bird around*

Kouga: *smirks* Good......

Amy: HAND JENNIFER OVER NOW!!!!!

Kouga: *turns around* Who the hell are you!!!

Amy: The name's Amy!!

Kouga: I don't care!!!

Amy: BASTARD!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED ME!!!!

Kouga: OH SHUT UP YOU BITCH!!!!!

Amy: *gives evil death glare look with red glowing around her* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!

*POW*

Kouga had a big lump on his head.

Kouga: *grabs Jennifer and heads for the bird* LET'S GO GET THE BIRD!!!!

Amy: HEY!! YOU PUT HER DOWN NOW!!! INUYASHA!!!!!!!

Inuyasha was on a rock sleeping and was snoring loudly and had drool coming out of his mouth.

Amy: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha heard the sound and it hurts his ears. He cover them.

Inuyasha: AAAAAAAAAH!!! YOU BITCH!!!!

Amy: *gives evil death glare look with red glowing around her* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Inuyasha: Nothing.......

Amy: Lets go get Jennifer!!!

Out of nowhere Shippo came up to Amy.

Amy: Awwwwww.... aren't you so cute!! *picks up up* Inuyasha lets go!

Inuyasha: (thinking) She's much more worse then Kagome.

*Kouga and Jennifer*

Kouga destroyed the bird and got the shard.

Kouga: Thanks for your he-

*pounding noises*

Kouga: OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!!!!!

Jennifer: For kidnapping me!!!!

Kouga: I was going to let you go!!!!!

Jennifer: *SMACK* STILL!!! YOU DIDN'T HAVE NO RIGHT ON KIDNAPPING ME AND YOU DROPPED ME!!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!! *SMACK*

Kouga: DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU!?!?!?!?!

Jennifer: WHY YOU!!!! *grabes all of Kouga's shards and ran off*

Kouga: HEY! GIVE THEM BACK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!

*SMACK*

Jennifer: That's for calling me a bitch!!! *runs off* INUYASHA!!!!

Inuyasha stopped infront of Jennifer. Amy got of his back and Inuyasha took off.

Amy: AAAAAAAAAH!!!! INUYASHA!!!! GET BACK HERE YOU MUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: *comes back* What di-

Amy and Jennifer got on Inuyasha back.

Amy: LET'S GO!!!

Inuyasha: Bitches.......

*SMACK* *SMACK*

Inuyasha got backed to the well and dumped the two girls in and where back in there own time.

The End.

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Jennifer: I hoped you like the story!!

Amy: YOU BETTER!!! *gives evil death glare with red glowing around her*

Jennifer: We'll make another story as soon as we can!!

Amy: And review!!!!!!

Jennifer: And this took us hours to make!!!! *shacks her fist*