The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings Interviews
Disclaimer: I don't own The Hobbit, the Lord of the Rings or anything else mentioned here, they all belong to their respectable owners. I only own my ideas.
Ok well this is just a random entertaining idea I had and decided to put down into words. So the basic idea is that the company, fellowship or any extras (including the carrot man!) will be forced to carry out requests or answer questions that you (the audience) can come up with.
I only have one request for you guys and that is to keep it age appropriate and no swearing.
Apart from that you have free reign so be as creative or uncreative (is that a word) as you can/want to be.
Be prepared for slight ooc characters (I'll do my best to keep them in character though) a few snobby kings (no offence to Tranduil and Thorin. They are both awesome, especially when Thranduil did a five head decapitation on an elk!) A few plotting, reckless idiots (aka Merry, Pippin, Fili and Kili) a dragon or two and some unicorns (you never know what could happen...)
Well i should probably make a quick summary as to why the characters are actually agreeing to answer questions and requests. And also there isn't really a time this is set in but, Erebor has been reclaimed and the events of The Lord of the Rings are over. All characters are alive and well (for now).
OK so basically Fili and Kili were bored one afternoon and came up with the idea of having an interview with all of their favorite and least favorite people of Middle Earth (including Azog, Sauron and saruman). On their way to 'convince' these people to take part in the interview they meet up with Merry and Pippin who agreed to help.
Their idea then expanded into having these people called fans, (explained to a very confused Fili and Kili by Merry) making requests and asking questions, by sending letters via raven and/or owl.
So after many Smelly socks hidden under thrones, threats of burning off beards, cutting hair, bribery, and the stealing of several very furious wizards hats and staffs, the four managed to convinced many Men, Dwarves, Eleves, Hobbit, Orcs, Golbins, Wizards, whatever the hell the Gollum is and several others to 'march' as they called it, into a rather confined room. This room happened to also have dwarvish doors and walls to prevent any chance of escape which the prisoners had to admit was a farely smart idea by the captors standards.
Once they had all entered Pippin they proceed to swallow the key whole (which he regretted many days later for reasons you will soon come to understand). This room also happened to have one hole in it which the ravens and owls used to enter and exit (Needed some way for them to enter right? Better ideas are welcome though).
Ok so that's the summary. If you are confused about any of this feel free to ask, and if you have any questions or requests you can review or PM me. Oh and any character can be questioned/requested including Merry, Pippin, Fili and Kili, and the questions/requests can related to both the books and the movies
That's all (I think).
Bye for now.