Attack of the Sheep!
By Dark Mage
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo and whoever created it. I am not Nintendo, nor do I work for them. Therefore, I do not own TLoZ.
{Curtains up!}
One day Zelda was walking along a road when she saw a sheep.
"BAA!" Said the sheep.
"Hello," said Zelda and walked away. Then a cereal killer named Link came and beheaded her because he thought she was a marshmallow Froot Loop.
"I MUST DO AWAY WITH THE EVIDENCE!" Link said. Just then the sheep BIT Link's arm OFF.
"OW!" said Link, and promptly DIED.
The reader WONDERED why random WORDS were in CAPITALS. The author was too busy yelling at a pineapple to answer (but she promises to stop!).
The sheep had a nervous spasm and died. The casting people had to bring in a new sheep from the sheep farm. The replacement sheep liked cheese.
So, anyway, Ganondorf was walking down the road when he saw the sheep who likes cheese. He had some cheese in his pocket.
"Moo," said the sheep who likes cheese, who, on closer inspection, proved to be a cow. "Give me your cheese!"
"No way José!" said Ganondorf The sheep/cow's name is Lloyd.
"My name is LLOYD!" said the sheep/cow. "Not José."
"Sorry Lloyd," said Ganondorf, "but you still can't have this cheese in my pockets."
Lloyd growled and stuck his head in Ganondorf's pocket, only to re-emerge with a lot of money in his mouth.
"Hey!" said Lloyd. "This isn't cheese!"
"Of course it is!" said Ganondorf, "where have you been these past 6 months?"
"In a Tupperware container in the freezer," said Lloyd.
"Oh," said Ganondorf, "well, if you like cheese so much then why don't you go that way?" He pointed left. "There's a cheese factory right next to you." Ganondorf took his money and walked away. So, the sheep/cow, who was actually Link reincarnated, went to the cheese factory where he fell in a cheese grater and died
THEN THE MOON BLEW UP AND KILLED EVERYBODY! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
{Curtains Down}
Please review and I'll give you CHEESE! *holds out cheese to the reader*