Disclaimer: I don't own anything at all nope its truly sad
A/N: I know I'm procrastinating on my other story but this came to me in a dream literally. I would like to give most of the credit for the nicknames to Christina Yang
I for one am absolutely tired of the whole interns with attendings its really starting to bug me. First we have/had (I'm not sure at this point) Dark and Twisty and McDreamy. They started out well, ok so finding out that your one night stand is your boss on Day 1 of your internship isn't "well" but whatever. Some people knew including me (remember the fogged up car windows during Barbie's party, which she didn't even show up to, I saw way to much of both of them then I ever wanted to see), Barbie, and Bambi we were pretty pissed when we first found out but then Barbie had some revelation about how Dark and Twisty loves McDreamy blah blah blah. Then big surprise here the only thing perfect about him is his hair because next thing we know Satan (that ones from Derek) comes with her Gucci shoes and handbags saying she's his wife. Opps! Then he goes as far as to choose Satan over Dark and Twisty subsequently making her even more 'dark and twisty'. There were a couple moments while he was with his wife the made everyone realize he still loves Dark and Twisty including: the closet crying, bomb incident, the whole McVet ordeal. Then prom rolled around (I was forced to go) and we all know what happened there. Next stop, Dark and Twisty has appendicitis. If that didn't suck enough Cristina had to practically yell asking Dark and Twisty if she was pregnant. My interns are so dumb. I thought the best part of that day was Dark and Twisty on morphine. After that McDreamy left Satan for Dark and Twisty. Coming up on your right we have the 'I think my Dark and Twisty tried to commit suicide.' See I was walking by the nurse's station trying to figure out where all my interns are (people are dying and their sitting around talking about God only knows or cares what) and I heard McDreamy tell a certain someone about how his Dark and Twisty practically drowned her self in the bathtub. Finally Dark and Twisty's mom died after Dark and Twisty almost died at the ferry boat accident. McDreamy pulled her out and she swears it was and accident but I don't believe he believes her. So theres the first and the most annoying couple in SGH.
Next: Burke and Christina review please oh and if anyone has good nicknames for Christina then run them by me I'm drawing a complete blank