I own nothing, but P.G Wodehouse and whoever else got their dirty mits on these stories do. I am merely writing about a character, badly I'll admit, but I still own nothing. OK!!!!
The Wooing Wooster
We Woosters never shrink in fear,
Of any living thing,
Save the Auntie's call,
Or the cousin's bicycle ring,
In daring at the local club,
A Wooster never lacks,
Woosters will triumph,
At singing, dancing: That's a fact,
There is, however, a problem,
A tiny little glitch,
About engagement,
And the worry of getting hitched,
To be dragged and pushed along the aisle,
Never appealed to me,
But Aunt says I must,
Marry? To keep an aunt happy!
I think I shall remain single,
And stay here in my flat,
Keep the girls at bay,
And tell Aunt Agatha: "That is that!"